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Jason

The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.

About Me

Born and raised in Baltimore, back when houses only cost $35k and all the houses in Federal Hill had formstone fronts. I went to private school until college, so yes, I have worn clip-on ties and penny-loafers in the past. I went to college in the metropolis of York, Pa. Nothing against the great town of York, but the college was really out of place. I'm an engineer, but never ask me what thtat means. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Likes: Baseball/football games, hockey, tailgating, impromptu Jeopardy challenges, Jagerbombs, Canada, March Madness, 2-for-1 nights at the bar, Preakness, HFStivals, roadtrips without a destination, cookouts, steamed crabs, Pete and Chris fighting over who's responsible for the Sobo Natives not scoring 87 points per game, winning Little League games by the "slaughter rule",.................Dislikes: Yankees, Red Sox, Jeffery Mauer, actors dressed as Knights, Driving in general, especially more than 20 consecutive minutes, rush hour traffic, people that attempt to park while on a cell phone, getting drunk too early, falling from getting drunk too early, losing, mushrooms, traffic cops, overcrowded buses, horror movies, roller coasters, multiple RE:'s on an email, cell phone kiosk employees, being a human slot machine, errant throws to 1st base, finding a parking spot only to realize that it's residential permit parking only, World Cup goal celebrations, unnecessary "extra grip" on things like deodorant and toothbrushes, BlueTooth earpieces for your cell phone, Blackberry cell phones, blowing 8-run leads with 2 outs in the last inning, ect.

I'd like to meet:

Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, George Bush, Jack Bauer, someone who can eat a whole order of "suicide" wings from Wings-To-Go, the person that invented craigslist, John's marketing 101 teacher, and the person who takes my red pens at work, anyone that shows up in the "cool new people" section

Movies:

World's Greatest Manager
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Television:

Lost, 24, ESPN, History Channel, Discovery Channel - during Shark Week, Jeopardy, Ultimate Fighter, and Skinamax after hours