Contest!!!
While driving to Chicago, c0vin and Levi started writing on Post-It notes. We thought, hell, why not make a contest out of it? If you found a post-it note with this address on it, you are a WINNER! Congratulations! You have stumbled upon a rock entity unlike any other, and for taking the time to visit, we want to THANK YOU! How do you get a prize? It's easy! Here's what you have to do:
1) Send a picture of yourself with your Post-It note to us.
2) Let us know if we can use your pretty mug shot on our page.
3) Include your name and address so we can send you free stuff!!!
It's that easy! Tell a friend about us, and add us to your friends list here on Myspace. We'd appreciate it!
The Story
In the year 10000 B.C., a man was frozen in a block of ice. In the year 1997, this man was found under a condemned shopping mall that was being cleared to make a new Starbucks coffee shop. At the same time, 4000 miles east of that location, another man came back in time from the year 3057 A.D. His original mission was to rig the Latin Grammy Awards Show. Unfortunately he arrived 6 months too late. Normally this wouldnt be a problem, except he was robbed by a mexican real estate agent. The agent became a world famous balloonist... In the year 3010. Needless to say, our futureman was stranded. Consequently, these two events occuring at the same time exactly 4000 miles away from each other caused a nexus in the time space continuum causing The Nuclear Rocker from outer space's what the fuck-o-meter to send up several red flags. He knew it was his purpose to gather these two together and form a power trio to end all power trios. The Nuclear Rocker from Outer Space abducted the others and brought them to the top of Mt. Everest. There they proceeded to burst out in a blaze of rock fury....it was ok....so, they added Richard Greico to the group and now they roam the countryside peddling their musical wares and hand-crafted hemp jewelry to fund their immense ammo and drug budget so they may continue to keep the Earth safe and zombie-free. You probably didn't know about the zombies because these warriors of rock do their job well, so support them if you don't want things to change.
