About Me
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I Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whisky in my flask,
And to anyone who diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you,
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die.
Hey there! What's up?! My name is Elizabeth, but everyone knows me as Liz. I have a 3 year old son, ♥ Michael♥. He's my pride and joy and is my satanic spawn. We live in California City, California, and this place sucks, but I love where I'm from!
I have some AWESOME friends (some are more special friends than others) I LOVE MY JOB!!! Flagging for races is the best "sit on your ass doing nothing" job I could have ever asked for!!! I love music (music is my life next to my son), concerts, camping, motocross, races of any type, but especially drag races, Hollywood Undead & Avenged Sevenfold, kicking it with my friends, the ocean (but I don't go in it.) and I deeply love catching up on some very much missed sleep! My life has turned into one big fucking joke, so excuse my off the wall sense of humor! I need to laugh! Laughing is the greatest thing ever, so if I offend you, my bad.
I don't take shit from people anymore, and will do whatever it takes to stand my ground (even if I know I'm wrong). I know what I basically want in life, I dislike liars (and I will catch you, I'm just that good), and I'm so not into perverts (only a few people are allowed to talk to me like that, and I'm sure your not one of them!)
I also love catching up with old friends and I like making new ones, so feel free to say what's up! Who knows! Maybe you might actually be able to tollerate my attitude and sarcasim, or maybe you'll actually get my fucked up sense of humor.
