Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero)

About Me

If you found this, you probably have an idea on who I am. I absolutely loathe talking about myself. If you want to learn anything about me, just do it the old fashioned way and ask.

My Interests

Music is life, life is music. I also have what is probably an unhealthy fascination with horror movies.

I'd like to meet:

Before continuing, please note that from this day forth your soul shall be judged entirely upon your thoughts - the words that you type. Every material thing that you own has no value here. Your job. Your Car. Your commercial empire is meaningless. You will begin (as will I) with nothing. ZERO. If you lie, I will know. If you exaggerate or try to impress, I will know. If you try to mislead me in any way, I will know. You must tell me the truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. The games played by humans are forbidden here.

Music:

Oh christ, here goes the list. 3 Quarters Dead. A Vision Grotesque. Alice Cooper (A lot of bands should have to pay him royalties). Anthrax. Apocolyptica. B.B.King. Beautiful Creatures. Black Label Society. Black Sabbath. Buckethead Bumblefoot Bush. Children Of Bodom. Cold. Cradle Of Filth. Devin Townsend. Dizzy Gilepsie. Dope. Eric Clapton. Evil Adam. Fozzy. Freak Kitchen Frank Sinatra Frank Zappa. GWAR. Godsmack. Helloween. In Living Colour. In This Moment Iron Maiden. James Brown. Joe Satriani. Judas Priest. Kidney Thieves. Kiss. Kittie. Lita Ford. Megadeth. Metallica. Moby. Motley Crue. Motorhead. Mudvayne. Murderdolls. Ocean Machine. Ozzy. Pantera Pink Floyd. Poison. Primus Rage Against The Machine. Ratt. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Rob Zombie. Seraphim Shock. Skid Row. Slipknot. Soulfly. Spinal Tap. Static X. Strapping Young Lad. Streifte Geist Tantric. The Cult. The Doors. The Misfits. Trans Siberian Orchestra. Type 0 Negative White Zombie. Ziltoid The Omniscient

Movies:

The Devil's Advocate, Clerks, 2001 Maniacs, Any Given Sunday, Halloween, It, Jaws, Friday The 13th, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Spaceballs, Super Troopers, Nightmare On Elm Street, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Murder In The First, Death To Smoochy, Jack Frost II Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman, The "Saw" series, The Devil's Rejects, Hostel, Brave Little Toaster, Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride (Andre the giant rules) Two for the Money, Lucky Number Slevin. Anything staring Sylvester Stallone.

Television:

Turn off your tv. If anything, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, and my guilty pleasure of Adult Swim

Books:

A Briefer History Of Time Beyond Good And Evil Big Trouble Choke Dante's Inferno Diary DiVinci Code Fight Club Get In The Van Hannibal Haunted Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Invisible Monsters Metamorphosis Portrait Of A Killer: Jack The Ripper Red Dragon The Castle The Devil's Cure The Lords Of Discipline The World As I See It Solopist World War Z

Heroes:

Frederick Nietzsche. Franz Kafka. Henry Rollins. Socrates. Hobbes. Devin Townsend. John Calvin.

My Blog

I wrote this so you would look

I wrote it so you’d look, and you did. So you’d have a reason to hate, to love, to doubt, to assume, to believe, to disbelieve, to carry a grudge, to forgive, to approach, and to recede. ...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:22:00 PST

leave

I wish you could make me feel like living. I wish you meant something to me. I touch your face and feel the wall rise up. You touch me and I feel nothing. I won't tell you beca...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:35:00 PST

Please help me recover stolen gear

On December 1, 2007 at approximately 1 am, someone broke into my car and stole some guitar gear. I don't care if anyone goes to jail, I don't care about any of that. I just need my...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:50:00 PST

A fever inspired contest

Alright all of you Chazaholics (I'm copyrighting that term) I'm calling in a favor. Someone needs to kill me. Yes, you read that right; I need someone to assassinate me. I've been si...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:47:00 PST

Actually, I’m asking you to dinner because I’m hungry you dumb bitch

99% of "woman troubles" are caused by women who inexplicably read a ton of extra shit into men's actions, gestures, and spoken words. Women have an amazing capability to transform something as simple ...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

Love

I do not care what car you drive. Where you live. If you know someone who knows someone who knows someone. If your clothes are this years cutting edge. If your trust fund...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:00:00 PST

easy

It's easy to rebel. It's easy to protest. It's easy to tell people that you're better, that your ideas are better, and that you know the right way. It's easy to say when to fight, wh...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

addiction

As long as I tell the truth I feel that nobody can touch me. I can't really explain it, but I feel as long as I tell them my dark sides there is nothing they can dig up. I don't bel...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:56:00 PST

So you've decided to date a musician

Okay, ladies. He's cute, hot, and his music touches your soul. He smiles at you from the stage, maybe even dedicates a song to you, talks to you and only you during his breaks. You exchange email add...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

Savior

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clin...
Posted by Chaz (Fourth Dimensional Guitar Hero) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST