About Me
Lets see, a little about me, hmmm. My name is Megan. I'm 23. I have 3 awesome kids. Kaleb-6, Lexi-5, & Ava-4. I'm also the Mommy of a precious angel waiting for me in Heaven. My 3 best friends in the WORLD are Rachelle Ainsworth, David Thames, and my wonderful Mother. I dont know what I'd do without them. I love the color rainbow. I love curly fries from Jack in the Box. I strongly recommend staying in school (although I didn't). I want a new car. I have 13 tattoos and 9 piercings (not counting my ears). I love to model, I don't do it much but I love it. Kid Rock makes me want to throw up in my mouth. I become a screaming man with roid rage when the Texas Longhorns are playing. I'm either you best friend or your worst enemy. I'm sweeter than sugar and half your size, but never piss me off or betray me. I will fuck your entire life up...don't believe me, try me. I think emo kids are so sexy, but I love a Hollister guy. I'm obsessed with my appearance in a worrisome way. It can get very annoying. I'm very honest and straight forward. I don't sugar coat. We're adults, learn to handle the truth. If it seems I'm rude or stuck up, I'm not, I just speak what I think. Never judge. Thats God's job, not yours. I'm smart as hell but I have NO common sense, which always gets a good laugh. I am a Myspace addict. Tell me your darkest secrets and I will NEVER tell. I would hate for you to tell mine. I have a terrible memory. Unless it's something useless. I will remember a face forever but I'll ask you your name 100 times. I love the smell of the rain on a hot summer day, and I will never be too old to play in it. I sing very loudly and off key. I cuss too much. Bubble baths, candle lit. Spanish is a mesmorizing language. Red roses and babys breath. Platinum not gold. Pink. Skulls. Hot Topic & Pacsun. Kat Von D. Sour Patch Kids, the red ones. Revenge is my greatest weapon. I may not hurt your face but I'll damn sure hurt your feelings. Sylvia Brown is lame and Jeff Dunham makes me laugh so hard. So does Mitch Hedberg. Listen to the song Underwear Goes Inside The Pants by Lazy Boy, and The Sunscreen Song, you'll appreciate the lyrics. You're not better than anyone, you never will be. Your reputation is lifelong, trust me. Take the hand life deals you, and work with it. The Golden Rule. Don't be jealous of your spouses friends, you have a past also. I hate the cold, but Christmas is amazing. So is family. Cherish them. Be a true friend. Life is like an hourglass glued to the table. Accept what you can not change. I miss my friends from my childhood, unbelievably. Love is a strong word, use it wisely. Study. Research is phanomonal. Grow up when it's time to, or you never will. Chinese food. Sushi. Black. Accidental Babies by Damien Rice. Drink piss, it cost less than beer and tastes the same. Jaeger. Glitter. Laughing til my stomach hurts. But my laugh is so loud and ridiculous. Yorkies, teacup. Nicole Richie is my idol. Snobiz. I'm addicted to shopping and tanning. Seriously. I should go to meetings. Shoes. Dane Cook. My mother is my hero. So is my Daddy. Always apologize. One day you'll regret not doing so. Never cut what you can simply untie. Lipgloss, I have 60 tubes, literally. Fairies. If I ever get rich I want to own a home for special needs children. I'm terrified of the ocean, I can look at it all day, but I will never get in it. The Hills. Weezy F. Baby. Nip/Tuck. My feather comforter. A good book and hot chocolate with lots of whipped cream. The marshmellows out of the Lucky Charms. The Girls Next Door. The smell of a clean baby melts my heart. It's hard to dislike me, if you do, something is seriously wrong. Forgiveness, the key to a happy life. Be kind when you give advice, not judgemental. Attitudes are contagious-make yours worth catching. Remember that everyone makes mistakes, and I'm sure you can't count yours. I will never run out of things to say, obviously. I could talk all day, but I'm also a very good listener and I give amazing advice. I've been through EVERYTHING, more than most 60 year olds. I might just know what I'm talking about. Well, I'll wrap it up. I love people so talk to me. But before you message me, have something worth saying, I will not go on a date with you, so don't waste your time asking. I love everyone and I'll do anything for the people I love. P.S...If you took the time to read this, I'm very impressed lol. *MWAH* ♥
