howdy folks! |
Been a while since I've wrote one of these down hasn't it? I guess I just haven't had the time to communicate how awesome I am via web log. So if you wanted some Andrew vibes you've had to either cal...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:42:00 GMT |
Limerick 5 |
Perhaps it's a matter of taste,
Despite all the santorum waste,
That anally screwing,
Is certainly worth doing,
To keep all the young virgins chaste.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:20:00 GMT |
Limerick 4 |
A man from Sault Ste. Marie
Slid down the trunk of a tree
Now and then a remark
About the damaging bark,
"I shoot splinters whenever I pee!!!"
-friddle
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:39:00 GMT |
i'll shoot my eye out! |
So I haven't wrote a blog in a while. It is just way to tough to top middle management man. I admit I'm out of ideas. I thought I would write a little short one here for the pur...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
limerick 3 |
There once was a fellow named grave
Dead hookers he kept in a cave
He was known to admit,
"I'm a bit of a nit,
but think of the money I save!!!"
i didn't write that one but it is my all t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
more then one way to skin this cat |
I've decided that it's time to get a haircut. Yeah I was getting a little to shaggy, and it's time for it to go. Here is the problem: I don't have a lot of money and I need to eat, so...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:32:00 GMT |
Limerick .2 |
Twas a day that I shall rue
Don't laugh for it is true
I followed that dog
As he left his log
And in my hand I held his poo
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:24:00 GMT |
the worst poem ever... by moi? yes by moi. |
I Sell Crack to Kids in a Tutu
by andrew wold
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i have a little secretthat i'd like to shareit's sure to ruffle feathersand give a l...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:56:00 GMT |
Fighting tooth and nail 2: the update!!! |
So you want to know what happened with my wisdom teeth a couple weeks ago? I thought so! Look I know nobody cares, but I need to have something to do on the internet besides look at porn s...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:17:00 GMT |
Fighting tooth and nail |
So I am currently reading a book titled, "Case Histories of Deviant Behavior" by Gloria Rakita Leon. The reason Im reading is to get my mind off of the impending operation. Operation you s...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:46:00 GMT |
