Let me start out by stating the obvious my name's Caleb I have blue eyes, brown hair, and a penis. I'm not a slut so don't tell me you want to fuck me i'm not into whores, cuddling and kissing means alot more to me unless it's the right person, then we can fuck like mad crazy dooder. Sometimes I flirt but I usually don't mean it so don't think you're anything special, if I like you you'll know it. Don't even ask me to smoke weed with you thats so fucking gross, you know what if you do smoke weed don't even speak to me PERIOD, you piece of shit. Trust is a big thing for me so if you're going to lie to me don't even waste my fucking time, I want nothing to do with you. I've lived in Indiana my whole life it's pretty boring but you kinda get used to it after 20 some years. My mom is my best bud so if you think it's funny to crack yo momma jokes find somebody else to talk to because i'm not impressed. I do vocals for 'Cliques' (Myspace.com/cliquesmusic) and I also play the drums on the side and i'm always down for jamming so hit me up brah. I'm all about the Indianapolis Colts, i'll just crack open a brewski turn on the game and beat any woman that trys to step in between me and such a great pastime...welcome to america bitch. I adore the color turquoise it's beautiful, kinda like Jessica Alba, what i'd give for 20 minutes with her and a gun...i'm telling you rapists get all the girls. Sometimes I just feel like being an asshole the best thing to do then is to shut the fuck up, and if you don't like what I have to say and you feel like giving me your input then you better be ready to suck my fucking cock cause I didn't ask for it broseph. I really don't know what else to say so just talk to me and lyke leave me comments n stuff lolz lolzz..
Put your words inside of me baby.
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