I would eat a unicorn.
I like hats.
I also like sandwiches.
I performed 2 weddings in 1 day. Twice.
My bowling ball's name is Bill.
I wrestled in Mexico under the name "Blue Suede Moose" for 3 years. I still have the mask.
I am straight from the streets of the suburbs of San Diego.
The Mormon knows my thong size.
I once beat the Minnetonkan Asian in a dance-off.
Unfortunately, in a stunning turn of events, I was beaten in an eating contest by the very same man that, mere months before, I had humbled on the dance floor. Damn you, Wabasha County Samurai!!!!
Unkel Nick and I will be starring in "Unkel Nick & Pope vs. The Ninja Bitches". I smell an Academy Award!
I am currently heading up a crack team of "scientists" attempting to genetically splice grapes and shrimp.
The Mormon, Pimley and myself created the sport of "Idiot Ball" on a gloriously hungover Sunday. Now it is the most popular sport at D.M. events. Take that, Naismith!
Sometimes I say Sasquatch when I mean to say cucumber.
We have a puppy, her name is Winston.
I don't know if you know this, but I'm kinda a big deal in Great Falls.
I'm also known as "The Human Abacus"
In October of 2006 The Blue Suede Moose returned for a "Montucky Rules Royal Rumble". The other combatants were Senor Furioso, Chupa Chup & The Ragin' Caucasian. Beers were drank and blood was spilled.
I recently have discovered my amazing superpower: RADIO PSYCHIC. I know what song is going to be on the radio the instant I touch the button to turn it on or change the station, BEFORE it starts playing. Amazing, I know. I will use this power to become the most boring X-Man ever. FM Lad!!!!!!!!!
I am down like Dig-Dug.
It's true. I am in a band. Actually four bands. You may know me as "Bryan Stonehenge", bass gong player from "Titanium Mantis", or perhaps as the rugged Viking lead singer for "The Zebra Skanks", or even as the burly yet strikingly handsome frontman for "Space Lumberjack". You have even seen me playing lead guitar for "Los Guitaristos" under the psuedonym "Sancho".
It war recently discovered that I am neither right or left handed. I am not ambidextrous... I am nondextrous. Seriously. I have no dextrous. It sucks.
I am now Uncle-Godfather to Maverick Pearson. He is the awesomest little person I have ever met.
Your results:
You are Juggernaut Juggernaut 72% Apocalypse 58% Kingpin 58% Venom 52% The Joker 49% Magneto 48% Catwoman 47% Dark Phoenix 47% Lex Luthor 44% Dr. Doom 42% Mr. Freeze 40% Green Goblin 36% Two-Face 32% Riddler 31% Poison Ivy 24% Mystique 12% Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.
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