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The Intergalactic Funk Mechanic

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Monica is my MyTwin
I'm not that cool.
I like music. A lot. It's my life.
I was uncool before it was cool to be uncool.
Don't worry, I don't feel much.
I have a thing for piano players.
And I have a big thing for hands.
And backs.
I'm a freak.
I've got some pretty cool kids in my family.
Sometimes I speak in tongues.
But that's only cause my sister taught me fake words when I was a baby.
I'm very quiet.
I'm the life of the party as long as I'm not sober.
I'm always too scared to tell people when I like them.
I like to kiss girls... and sometimes boys.
I definitely like girls better.
If you meet me you're not going to want to hang out with me anymore.
I'm fucking weird.
I love candy.
I'm a closet geek but I'm not ashamed.
I'm most alive in the early morning.
Sometimes I feel uncomfortable in man-made structures.
All I want to do is sing and play piano.
I contradict myself.
I get upset when people I like go out with other people but it's my own damn fault for not saying or doing anything.
You may not realize it, but my artwork is everywhere.
You are my artwork.
I dabble in doodling.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who created Febreeze. Beck. The guy who invented the rainbow. Gwen Stefani. Jesus Eyes. Shakakakkakakaaa

My Reasons Why
I have this many friends

Mina-Chan

Jenique

Monica

Meka

Foxy Hart

Pilgrim

Javaman

Sterlen

Big Bad Bill

Jiley

Sputiful

Devil Boi

Modern Moonlight
Necesarry Evils

My Blog

Can it be that I'm completely original

I was effin' around on myheritage.com where you can put in a picture and it'll bring back one of 3,200 celebrities that you look like.I swear I tried at least ten different pictures but each time it c...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:18:00 GMT

Mortality.

Just a few days, I was sitting at the windowsill, watching Tiffany walk up the driveway, feeling excited as anything and hoping that somewhere in that hulking backpack of hers, there was a cookie in t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:22:00 GMT

Intergalactic, yes?

I need to be a pilot so I can get a plane and name it The Intergalactic Aeronautic Funk Machine.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 17:50:00 GMT

Pure love

Pure fucking love.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:44:00 GMT

I need to be in a band

    I'm going through musical creativity withdrawl.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:00:00 GMT