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About Me

there are strange smells and an aura of discontent. maybe i should clean the car?
FUCK i like myspace. i can swear a lot on it. fuck. cunt. tit. arse. wank. FUCK.
Watch this, then funk your mother's flange flaps:
Steampacket from (I'd guess around) 1964 - check the line-up out:
    Long John Baldry on lead vocals Brian Auger on Hammond organ Julie Driscoll AND (a very young) Rod Stewart on bv's

The Prisoners - Medway's finest (French TV, c.1984)
this lot (along with the milkshakes and that dodgy Jim O'Riley geezer in his short-legged-heavy-metal-beat-combo called whitesnake or something like that) are responsible for making me progress beyond the 'bedroom band' thing and try to be a proper musician.
it didn't work.
watch, listen and learn, and then fuck your grandpa's pootang.
and more Prisoners ...
this is somewhat truncated.. no idea where/when it's from, but check graham's shirt out... wow-fab-groovy!
and, of course, not forgetting The Milkshakes , (or Micky and The Milkshakes, as those in the know like to say); live, somewhere in Nottingham, 1984
John Otway and Genital Sparrow
after a drinking binge lasting many days, vicky (drums) and myself (bass) managed to get up late, with massive hangovers, and make our way to Brands Hatch Conference Centre (cool) in order to play a totally unrehearsed gig with two-hit wonder John Otway... this is part of the result (oh yes, piggy's on guitar):
Hillary Cooke at the Lower Bell jam night (i'm on bass, trying to hide from the BBC South-East News cameras)...
oh yeah, i almost forgot... i edited my MySpace profile ON MY FUCKING OWN , coz i can, coz i'm a clever cunt, so FUCK YOU!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ian dury, keith moon, peter sellers, peter cook, spike milligan, les dawson, the venerable bede, atilla the hun, les dawson again, fuck... hang on... somebody's cooking sprout burgers on the telly... that's just wrong... anyway, yes, erm, now they're eating them! NO! ok... calm down... people i'd like to kill meet; yes, erm, bob dylan, muddy waters, steve marriot [did meet him, but there's always more to say], laurence llewelyn bowen , god, someone who can make over-sized shirts, that'll do for now

Pete and Dud - Teaching Ravens To Fly Underwater

My Blog

Check out this video: Have A Folking Good Bidet

Just do it.. you KNOW it makes sense (you knuts)Check out this video: Have A Folking Good Bidet Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:13:00 GMT

Shock! Horror!

Totally amazing! New research suggests that pop stars are more likely to die young!http://www.ljmu.ac.uk/NewsUpdate/index_90147.htmExactl y whose idea was it to fund this research?
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:37:00 GMT

the barge

right... if you know me then you already know that i spend most of my waking hours in THE BARGE in gillingham.it's a lovely little pub, and it has live music, and beer, and stuff, but no soup.anyway, ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:10:00 GMT

fucking sommerfields

Ok, well, due to circumstances beyond my control (sort of) I can no longer shop at my supermarket of choice. Instead I am forced to use my nearest 'walkable' shop, which happens to be Sommerfields in ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:09:00 GMT

Underpant Toast

This internetwebthing never ceases to amaze me.Whilst doing a Google search for custard cream biscuits (don't ask) I came across a website called A Nice Cup Of Tea And A Sit Down, which dedicates itse...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:20:00 GMT

Tesco Value tinned fruit

Why should I be made to suffer just because i'm poor?This is a rant about Tesco Value products.. well, actually one Tesco Value product in particular:Tesco Value Broken Mandarin SegmentsLet me explain...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Perfectly formed 3-minute spikey power-pop

Right... listen up everybody; I've ranted about this lot before, but I make no appo-poly-loggies for doing it again:Go and check out SPLITFIRE's myspace page and make sure to listen to their new demo ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:51:00 GMT

i'm a fucking TV star (again) !!!

yes, i've managed to do it again... get me orrid little fizzog on TV again... this time it's me playing bass with transsexual singer Hillary Cooke at the Lower Bell jam night: http://www.youtube.com...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:18:00 GMT

The Gospel According To SPLITFIRE

i) Once upon a time in a far-off land called The East Of London lived a band of merry minstrels who called themselves THEnewSPEAKERS. They entertained gentle-folk and commoners alike with their pecul...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:44:00 GMT

one thousand

at the time of writing, i need just 44 more hits to reach the magic thousand profile views... go on.. you know you want to be the 1000th visitor to my spazz page... there's a special prize!
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 20:26:00 GMT