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Mitch

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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"Hung Chow called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and then I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Music:

http://www.tompetty.com/

Books:

Anything Ann Rice....

Heroes:

MY FATHER.......

My Blog

What is Love?

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all...
Posted by Mitch on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST