I'd like to meet:
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"Hung Chow called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and then I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Music:
http://www.tompetty.com/
Books:
Anything Ann Rice....
Heroes:
MY FATHER.......