Okay, let's just get this out right now:
1. This is NOT a 'profile', this is a Myspace page. I am not using this as a free dating service. Been there, done that, and it sucks balls. If you don't have something better to say than 'Hi, my name is Steve, I'm 29, single and your PROFILE caught my eye' or 'I saw that you like to write--so do I!' (to which I say--congratulations! You finished kindergarten!)--then don't bother messaging me (and no I don't want to check out your poetry you wrote when you were fucked up from drugs or alcohol or from a break up, poetry is not my thing). If you aren't seriously attempting getting something published, then this really isn't a subject we have in common.
2. If I don't know you and you haven't written me a rousing introduction, you aren't getting added to my friends list. And if your opening line is 'Damn, girl you look good!' then I'm going to laugh my ass off for your lack of coming up with something better.
3. I am not looking for a one night stand, or fuck buddies, or friends with benefits--so quit asking.
4. If you are in a relationship (GUYS), DO NOT EMAIL ME OR ASK TO BE ADDED because I won't reply back and I sure as hell will NOT add you. Stick with your girl!
5. I am honest, open, and opinionated. I am blunt with my words because I don't want them to be misconstrued.
6. If you're a rap group asking me to check your myspace music page out, forget it. That's not my thing. I'm also not into goth or devil worship. Fantasy and sci fi are unfavored as well.
7. If you're old enough to be my dad then you're probably just a pervert and I definitely DO NOT want to talk to you!! I may be mature for my age, but I'm not looking for--even as a friend--(as Adam Sandler so eloquently puts it in the movie 'Big Daddy') "loose skin and old balls. Gross!" And even though it's not old enough to be my dad--over 31 is too old for me.I am worth $2,006,534 on HumanForSale.com
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me
Height:: 5'3"
Weight:: 101 lbs
Right or left-handed:: left
Heritage:: German
Are you in love?:: no
How do you alleviate stress?:: drive fast, write, and hang out with good friends
Do you swear?:: damn skippy
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Editor-in-chief/columnist or novelist
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: X games, Colts football, ice hockey (doesn't matter who's playing)
What was your first car?:: 1992 Eagle Summit (yeah, nobody else has heard of it either)
What kind of car do you have now?:: 2000 Pontiac Grand Am GT (moving up in the world) :P
Were you popular in high school?:: not really, I jumped from clique to clique
Do you like thunderstorms?:: yep, as long as they aren't accompanied by tornadoes
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: half full
Best places you have ever been?:: the beach, Garden of the Gods
Favorite food?:: Chinese, Italian, dessert
Least favorite food?:: red meat like steak and pork chops, and I don't really care for German food
What type of music do you dislike most?:: opera, polka, bluegrass, reggae, ska and I don't care for the Red Hot Chili Peppers or The Foo Fighters
Do you take illegal drugs?:: no
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: lust at first sight maybe--love grows
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: yes
Are you a risk taker?:: to some degree, but I will never sky dive
What do you think about most?:: love and if I'll ever find the one for me
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: no
Have you ever been to jail?:: no
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: both
Hugs or kisses?:: depends on the person
Living arrangements?:: renting with my daughter
What is your bedtime?:: midnight--1 am
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: I love my man in boxers. Period.
Piercings/tattoos?:: ears and belly/no tattoos--ever
Biggest pet peeve?:: People who cut in front of me and then drive under the speed limit
I have low tolerance for people who:: are immature
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: no, I need it dark and quiet
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: no, never will, I heard that people that have T.V.s in their bedroom have sex less
Can you handle the truth?:: yes--the question is, can you?
Hair color?:: dark brown
What are you afraid of?:: not finding the one for me
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: gotta mean something--otherwise forget it
Friend you've had the longest?:: Jimmy
Early bird or night owl?:: night owl
Best advice you've ever received?:: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Favorite quote?:: Putting a pen to paper will light more fires than matches ever will.
Favorite type of music?:: punk, emo, alternative
Biggest weakness?:: chocolate chip cookies, men....and warm glazed Krispy Kreme donuts......mmmmmmmmm--basically anything that's not good for you
Biggest fear?:: death and marriage
Are you close to your parents?:: yes
Any brothers or sisters?:: 1 brother, 1 sister
Have a religion?:: non-practicing Christian--I still believe in God and all that stuff, but I definitely don't follow the path of righteousness right now, having too much fun being bad--not to say I wouldn't be willing to try...I just haven't found my motivator aka someone to set me in the right direction
Views on politics?:: I care but it doesn't matter I care
Worst habits?:: speeding
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: get my novel published
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: hopefully financially successful, with my dream job, married to my soulmate
Are you laid back or high strung?:: laid back for the most part, but if you get me fired up--watch out!
Do you like to try new things?:: YES!!
Is family important to you?:: yes
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: I try to be optimistic but it seems everyone likes to try and drag me down
Have you ever been engaged?:: yes, what a mistake!
Favorite places you've been?:: Daytona Beach
Are you a procrastinator?:: not really, I do what needs to be done when it needs to be done
Fly or drive?:: drive, I hate to fly!!
Favorite pasttime?:: Lying under the shade tree in the back yard on a warm sunny day and taking a nap
Longest relationship?:: 2 yrs
Biggest mistake?:: not going to college out of high school
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: haha, too many to name
Like to party?:: no
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: no, I rarely drink
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: I like to think I set my own path
Like kids?:: duh, I have to! I have one!
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?:: dark
Body type?:: toned, between 5'7" and 6'0"
Personality?:: outgoing, optimistic, likes to try new things, responsible, fun but mature, funny, witty, smart
Style of clothing?:: preppy for the most part
Do they have to be popular?:: somewhat, that way they can spend time with their friends so we can get away from each other
Turn-on?:: chest hair--not apeish just something to twirl my fingers through, and when he smells good--mmmmmm!
Long hair or short?:: just long enough to be able to pull *ahem* for obvious reasons
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