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About Me

Hi, I'm Jessie. And I HATE myspace.
So, I go to Rutgers, like way too many people in NJ do. It's pretty decent. I'm not having cliche college fun but it's certainly full of laughs, which kind of negates it. I'm a ridiculous fan of funny things. If you're a funny kinda character, then we can be amigos. :D
As tired as a statement it is, I love music. I play the clarinet and the bass clarinet. I was mad crazy with it in high school, what with Regions band, Teen Arts, and Drum Major for marching band. Good times.
Eating so makes life worth living. As gluttonous as that sounds, uh, fuck you. :] Food is awesome. I adore Quick Chek. What a blessing to the earth Quick Chek is. Best coffee and sandwiches ever. Oh man.
I dig video games. Nintendo is my favorite. I mean, sure, it's a little weird that I think Link is gorgeous. But whatever. Guitar Hero, yo. Awesomeness. When did Guitar Hero become a fad? It's like everyone was like "Oh em gee, I'm so obsessed" suddenly when you can't even play on like medium. While we're on it, I hate stupid, exaggeratedly expensive trends. Ugg boots? DUDE. Atrocious. Croc sandals? Infinitely uglier and $30 for plastic. What the fuck are you thinking? Abercrombie, pre-ripped pants that cost over $70? Sigh, America.
I hate people who suck at spelling. I can deal with it if you can't spell, say, antidisestablishmentarianism, but dude:
Tomorrow has ONE 'm' and definitely is NOT spelt DEFINATELY
Just so you know, I've got an unhealthy obsession with Hot Hot Heat. It's one of those things where if I could talk about them all day, I might do it. I need to see them live at least 10 more times to be even mildly satisfied. :) Oh, and Michael Buble? Yeah, him too.
I think I've had enough. Adieu.
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My Interests

Music, reading, food.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Mostly, Hot Hot Heat Michael Buble, 311, Sondre Lerche, Alkaline Trio, NSYNC (that's right, I said it.), THE IDES , Otown, THE STROKES!!, Interpol, Justin Timberlake, The Offspring, Nelly Furtado(everything leading up to this new, crap hip-hop album), Sigur Ros, De Novo Dahl, Ben Folds, Peter Cincotti, Stan Getz, Jamiroquai, Kanye West, John Mayer, Nelly, SEAN PAUL (everyone loves this guy, stop lying to yourself), LCD Soundsystem, Maroon 5, and anything jazzy or crooner-like because I loooove me some easy-listening. :D

Movies:

..Let's make something clear. Anchorman is the greatest movie ever. Moving on. Kung Pow. SUPERBAD. Over the Hedge, The Ringer, Rush Hours 1,2, and 3, White Chicks, Super Mario Bros movie, Sweeney Todd, Spongebob, Harry Potter movies, Monsters Inc, Toy Story, LION KING, Taladega Nights, Transformers, Not Another Teen Movie, 28 Days Later, Saw 1 and 2, Mulan.

Television:

Spongebob!, House Fairly Oddparents, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, George Lopez Show, Scrubs, Rocko's Modern Life, AAAH! Real Monsters, Beavis and Butthead, That's So Raven, The Oblongs, Simpsons, Boy Meets World, Phil of the Future, Project Runway, EVERYTHING on HGTV, Unwrapped, MXC.

Books:

..I'll read anything by Dean Koontz. All the Harry Potter books. Hugh Laurie and Stephen Colbert need to write more books. ..

Heroes:

Here are some heroes:

Yeah, they're always there for me when I need them. 3

My Blog

Youre so beautiful, you could be a part-time model.

But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. lmfao.I've been watching Flight of the Conchords non-stop for about two days now. It's getting kind of ridiculous. But not. Be...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

So Rutgers did ONE thing right.

Today, I had the pleasure of watching a free, live improv show performed by the lovely men of YouTube's very own Derrick Comedy. :D It was fucking fantastic, lemme tell you that rig...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:46:00 PST

Aaaand, we’re back!

I had winter break for a month. It was absolutely amazing. My finals went pretty well last semester. And I got some pretty damn good grades, considering the fact that I hardly put in any studying time...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

Ok, ok.

Ok, so honestly. College isn't the huge ball of misery that it was at first. Not to say that I've been having loads of fun, but I don't feel like punching a baby every 9 seconds, and that's improvemen...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

Dear college,

Maybe I'm being dramatic, because really I've only been here for like less than a month.But thus far, college, I am disappointed in you. Everyone tells me you're supposed to be a liberating and exciti...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:38:00 PST

Summer ’07?

So I haven't been in my myspace blog for a while. It's August, so I've already graduated. A fairly large amount of things has happened. Colin and I broke up. High school is a thing of the past. I spen...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

Hah.

"Jennifer Lopez has allegedly increased security because an animal-rights activist has been sending her letters threatening "'to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wea...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Wowza.

I have a new obsession: Mr. Sondre Lerche, who looks an awful lot like Paul Banks in this particular picture.Much resemblance, no?Anyway, I'm also musically excited because Vocal Showcase is next week...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

Oh, baby.

;]Look at how naked he is.Le sigh.That is the most eye-pleasing face I've seen in a while. I haven't written in here in while.I made it to Regions band again. Yeah.I ALMOST fuckin made it to all-state...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

So marching band ended? When did that happen?

So, my last blog was about marching band cravingness. And it was satiated soon enough. But with that satisfied craving came a horrible thing: my last ever season of marching band. DANG IT. It was a p...
Posted by ðYsµniY on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST