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Kris

....life gave me lemons so I threw em at you instead...oops..

About Me

I'm a dork. I'm crazy. I'm hillbilly with dirty feet to prove it! I'm a smart ass. I love to laugh. I love muscle cars. I listen to everything. Yes I'm a chick; however, I hate the emotional blah-blah bullshit. I let a lot roll off my shoulders but I'm more than willing to hit your ass. I have a mouth of a sailor. I'm one hell of a cook. I'm the happiest person when I can just get away and do something as simple as camping and hangin' out around a bonfire with good conversation and laughs. Family and close friends are of upmost importance to me.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Guns_go_bang


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My Interests


Graphics & Layouts
Graphics & Layouts
Buried at PhotoCasket.com

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people that arent so damn ignorant...like most are these days..

Music:

Everything old and new! Just not big on pop music.

Movies:

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Boondock Saints, Scarface, Office Space, The Machinest, Anchorman, Smokey and The Bandit, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Grandmas Boy, The Transporter

Television:

House, Law and Order SVU/CSI, PINKS

My Blog

For You LiL BroBro

From the days of helping feed you to tying your shoesThere was even the time when I talked for youLil Brown Bear you've grown up so fastNow off to the Navy we will all be a mess You've made us pr...
Posted by Kris on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:27:00 PST

Stuck In The Box

Parched with an aquired taste for knowledge, Chained an armslength short of the key, Sick of being fed up and fed up of being confined... Stuck in the box.   Consumed in muck made up of present ...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

Top 10 At The Hotel 4-22-07

Stupidest Fuckin Questions And Comments Of The Day:1. Does this computer work? *No, we just put it in the lobby for looks. Yes faggot that would be the business center, we just so happened to put a re...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

**Hotel Bullshit**

#1~If we say no we mean no assholes...when you ask if we have a specific room available and we DON'T that means WE DON'T! Sitting on the phone going "well, um, um, well" HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE...also,...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

~Real Bitch~

"A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass(if u ain't on GPS)and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bit...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:24:00 PST

TAG YOU'RE IT!

TAG YOURE IT Tag your It   The Rules of the game : Each player starts with 6 things about themselves.  If you get tagged,You need to write your own blog with 6 thing about yourself and sta...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST