Slomming |
Slomming? Stands for Sticking Leeches On Myself. I mean when everyone around you is doing it, it's hard not to get into it yourself. You hear people talking about slomming on the wee...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction .4 |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction #4
Lobstor vs. Descartes
In the previous episode, the Three Mile Island Red Lobster delivery driver, who was also a member of Greenpeace, set a lobster free before he wa...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction .3 |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction #3
Catastrophic Crustacean
Far from Pittsburgh, at the Three Mile Island Red Lobster, the delivery driver, Miguel, was up to no-good. Miguel was a member of the ...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction .2 |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction #2
Heinz Field Hijinks
In the previous episode: Sly Smiley blew up the Monongahela Incline. Deke Johnson and Smiley briefly exchanged words before Smiley th...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:18:00 PST |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction .1 |
Pittsburgh Pulp Fiction #1
Pittsburgh Plate Panic
*KABOOM*
An explosion at the Monongahela Incline rocked Mt. Washington as the escape helicopter carrying Deke Johnson flew overhead.&n...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST |
Whut I gots fer Chrismiss. |
(A sotry by Josh Tarquinio.)
On chrismiss i gotted sum DVDs.
Family Guy, Brisco County Jr., Darkwing Duck, Hot Shots.
N' I got a Gitar Senter gift card. But my favoritest prezent of all wuz my f...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST |
Qualcuna parla italiano? |
Se tu capisci, ho bisogno qualcuna a parlare. Sono stanco del inglese e il mio lavoro. Voglio andare al italia e non ritorno.
Posted by Josh on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST |
54 |
'76. Studio 54.
I'm standing outside the club arguing with the bouncer. He's seen me a million times but he must have been blowed that night.
So I'm arguing and arguing and arguing and And...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST |
The Time I Saved Michele From the Fire |
So Michele was sitting on the couch the other day when I peaked my head around the corner.
"Micheeeellllle," I mused.
She glanced up from her Redbook.
"I have a surpriiiiise for yooooooooou."
"What ii...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:13:00 PST |
Stream of Consciousness (Figure THIS Out) |
I like chicken. Not yellow. Sometimes when I'm all alone I like to think about crayons. Then of course you have to worry about the Rainbow Connection. But that doesn't confront...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:26:00 PST |
