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The Story of E.Z.T.
Ha ha, we're fuckin' famous!
Eviscerated Zombie Tampon (EZT) was conceived one evening during the summer of 2003 following a week of consuming mass quantities of drugs and alcohol.
    Completely annoyed about the state of the current underground scene (and pretty much everything else) Sir Nekro Cuntsplitter and Pussymaggot Bootylicious decided to join forces and unleash the most vile, retarded, over -the- top form of blur/grind that the world had ever heard.
    Ignoring the fact that neither of them had any musical ability, talent or experience, they began to seek out like minded (other assholes) people who shared their vision of aural chaos.
    1st to be contacted was Josh Maggotruin . After forcing him to ingest a shitload of roofies and taking pictures of him with farm animals, he was blackmailed into joining the band.
    Next to be "coerced" into joining was Pete DeMaio . After promising him riches, drugs, and hookers, he was tricked into signing a 50 year contract as EZT's guitarist.
    Next to come along was one of Tampa's most reknowned assholes, "Moshing" Martin Manley . As he had no experience/ability to play any instrument, he was immediately given the bass guitar position.
    It was about this time that Sir Nekro Cuntsplitter was kidnapped by a perverted, sex crazed lunatic by the name of Black Wydow who proceeded to sexually assault him for a month straight with objects better left undiscussed.
    She was eventually offered the positions of keyboardist and second drummer, as she has shown herself to be more than capable of handling big sticks. In exchange for being allowed to join the band, she promised to free Sir Nekro 1 weekday a month, to recuperate.
    Spacey King Cosmo III , never a true member of the band, was a last minute addition who filled in for Pete during EZT's debut live performance. The band decided he had to go mainly due to his bizarre obsession with Michael Jackson's monkey, "Bubbles" (don't ask)
    Unfortunately, Josh was no longer able to commit to the riggers of being in EZT and was replaced by Baron von Queefhuffer , formerly of the boy band, Anal Pleasures.
    After deep meditation, or an overdose of prescription pain medication, "Moshin" Martin Manley has re-awoken and christened himself as Muhamed Faahk Yeumahma .
    Since pete was/is incapable of showing up for gigs due to his his full-time job as a Men's Bath House Attendant, he was replaced by axe-assassin Buster fuckin Highman , best known for his defiling of Mother Theresa's corpse with a bronze-plated dildo.
    Following the infamous "Olson Twins tribute" show, both Yemahma and Queefhuffer opted to form a duo (Queefhuffer), and exited EZT
    To compound things, Buster ended up MIA, (though rumored to have gotten a gig as Rickey martin's backup dancer) thus EZT was faced with the decision to carry on or not....
    Knowing that the music scene was hopeful for us to call it quits, we decided to forge on ahead....
    So they enlisted Jimmy Shitfield (Bass), Dave Mudstain (guitar) and Harry Rectum (drums)
    This line-up is now as stable as a 3-legged table along the California fault line
    EZT soon reemerged, more obnoxious than ever, opening for Hallow's Eve and Paths of Possession during the Lowlife festival, in 2004
    EZT went on to play one more live gig, in 2004, when Sir Nekro was attacked by some psycho bitch during EZT's set. Though no one was serious injured, the band decided to take a break from performing, though not ruling out a possible future live show or two...
    We are currently working on releasing our next CD as well as a DVD....
    And some crappy splits...
    Though we're sure no one probably gives a shit.....
    Remember, EZT hates you!
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Member Since: 17/11/2004
Band Website: http://www.geocities.com/ezt_rules
Band Members: Eviscerated Zombie Tampon
is made up of the following sick, drunk, talentless, perverted assholes:
Sir Nekro Cuntsplitter ( Catharsiss, Grok, Splattergod):

    Vokills/Keyboard assault/Lead Kazoo : Email Sir Nekro
Pussymaggot Bootylicious (DJ Pentagno):
    Vocal barfing and hula dancing: Email Pussymaggot

Black Wydow (Catharsiss, Grok, Mrs Splattergod):
    Ivory Tickling/Thundering stick smashing and tub thumping with assorted barking
Jimmy Shitfield (Vomitting Rectum):
    4 String Masturbation and drunken slurs: Email Jimmy
Dave Mudstain (Vomitting Rectum):
    Guitar shredding and poser mangling: Email Dave
Harry Rectum (Left in Ashes, ex Contorted):
    Hell Hammers of Doom/Profuse Sweating/Dwarf Tossing

HONORARY MEMBERS: Captain Gerbiler aka Ben (Cystic Dysentary): Jan 10 2003 show

Dr He-She aka Aaron (Thrash Attack, Precipice): Fuck Easter show

Barney the Rainbow Butt Pirate aka Jim Ross (Raping Babies): Fuck Easter show

Pepe the Sodomizer aka Pazuzu (Raping Babies)

The Amazing Dorko aka Snaw (Ingutted): Olson Twins tribute

Anyone else who we forgot that have supported/played w/ us along the way.....
Don't worry Gene, I'm sure you'll get your chance, haha

FORMER MEMBERS: Spacey King Cosmo III :
    Fired due to extreme gayness and over-all uselessness....currently unwanted
Josh Maggotruin :
    Sold into white slavery for a pack of cigs and a porno mag... currently MIA
"King of Grind" Pete DeMaio :
    Sold on Ebay for $1.59 due to terminal case of RSS....currently in Dark faith and Crimson Massacre
Baron von Queefhuffer :
    Currently jamming w/ his band of the same name, Queefhuffer, as well as Vomit Spawn
Muhamed Faahk Yeumahma :
    Currently in Vomit Spawn and Queefhuffer.
Buster Fuckin Highman :
    Currently MIA


Wanna See Some Video of Our Bullshit??? http://www.youtube.com/user/evisceratedzombie

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Influences:
The Following are to blame for us acting the way we do:

Anal Cunt, Vomit Spawn, GG Allin, GWAR, Stryper, Contorted, mushrooms, weed, LSD, beer, liquor, deviant porn, HR Puffnstuff, Terry Schaivo, Pig Destroyer, ABBA, 50 Ways to Kill Me, Midget Parade, Theda Bara, Father Jack Hackett, Florida Abortion Grind, Bowling for Dollars, Tater Tots, short buses, red dye ..2, green M&Ms, I, Vampire, Scooby Snacks, Vomitting Rectum, Edwin Webb, Aunt Mommy and Uncle Daddy, Hatian Hemophiliac Homosexuals, Richard Christy, Gary Coleman (still sexy after all these years), the homeless dude down the street, our dealer (you know who you are), Nude golf, Sam's Choice Diet Cola, Barbecued Spam, Oscar Wilde, Vanilli (fuck Milli!), anal warts, Tiger Beat Magazine, "Pretty" Paul Parsons, Zoogz Rift, Max Schreck, peas (give peas a chance), The International Islamic Flying School and Rib Joint, All Bran, Koala Bear Monthly, my right hand, John Stuart Mills, the catholic church.
....and most of all:
SPORKS!

Sounds Like:

SHIT!!!!!

Only less musical!!!
Record Label: Splattergod Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're going to be revamping our page and going to have a fans section...What we're looking for isfor YOU to take a pic of yourself holdingan EZT CD, pictureor write it on a sign, on yourselfdraw our l...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:00:00 GMT

EZT News, + Vintage EZT Interview from 2006

Eviscerated Zombie Tampon News Ok, Here's the deal...News Part 1)Just finishing up (finally) out part of the split with Nekrophallik , "Music To Sodomize Pets By"about done.Doing the final mixes and s...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:14:00 GMT

Support this band (We're doing a split with them)

We're doing a split with these guys,because we feel sorry for them and we think it's cool that mentally retarded people are forming grind bands.So add Judas Cradlehttp://www.myspace.com/audialnecrophi...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 14:44:00 GMT

The name of our upcoming split w/ Honey Related Cream Accidents

Forgot to post this before,but we've got a name for the upcoming split w/ Honey Related Cream AccidentsIt's called " Motel NAMbLA"Save your pennies...it's destined to be a collector's item.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Fuckin’ A, we have another split in the works..

Believe it or not, We've been asked to do another split...this time with: Honey Related Cream Accidents.We haven't got a title for it or anything yet...but I'm sure we'll think of something...We're ab...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:44:00 GMT

Upcoming Split News, and other assorted useless Bullshit

Hey,In case anyone still gives a shit about our existence...We're doing a split withNekrophallikhttp://www.myspace.com/nekrophallikCD title:"Music to Sodomize Pets By"More info will be posted, once I ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:52:00 GMT

Metal Concert Video Collection for Sale - MUST SEE

Metal Concert Video Collection for SaleOk everyone,What we're doing is getting rid of a bunch of concert videos from my personal collection...I have them all on DVD-r now, so am selling off my master ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 16:40:00 GMT

EZT is going to tour Europe - Look up your cats!

Yeah, seems like we may be heading across the pond for some "reunion" shows....Like Europe doesn't hate the USA enough already...but anyway, it's in the real early stages (meaning no dates, so do...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 16:56:00 GMT

Anyone EWant to do a split, comp or whatever???

Hi everyone...A big welcome to fellow creators of obnoxious music.... We, the homesick abortion that is EZT, are looking for other twisted individuals interested in doing splits, comps, whatever... La...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 13:07:00 GMT

Upcoming Releases and Other Assorted Bullshit

Upcoming Eviscerated Zombie Tampon ReleasesHere's a list of soon to be released shit:1) Ezt/Dimbagdarrellgotshotintheface Split CANCELLED2) EZT:  "no title yet" Full Length3) EZT: Visual Stupidit...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 20:03:00 GMT