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Jesse

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About Me


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Donkey Kong What's Your Porn Star Name?

The Black Angel
People Iced: Twenty Four
Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic.
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Thirty Four
Eyes Gouged: Six
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker
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Just ask me but please refer to the who i would like to meet line.

My Interests


You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:

anyone who does not center their life around drama. If you are one of these wreched people, and you know who you are, stay the fuck away.
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

Music:

Sublime, Social Distortion, Korn, Weezer, B & D (old stuff), White Stripes, Clapton (he is a guitar god), Hank 1 2 &3 (all very entertaining), Johnny Cash (Bad som bitch), Willie, Waylon, and the boys.

Movies:

Casino, Team America, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Spiderman 1 & 2, Old School, Rocky movies.

Television:

Boondocks, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Kansas City Chiefs Football, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Sportscenter.

Books:

S.O.G., Old Man and the Sea, I dont read much these days.

Heroes:

METake the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

My Blog

This is a public service announcement for the ladies to better understand men

Because I am a man.... when I lock my keys in my car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.  Calling AAA is not an option.  I will win.   when the car isn'...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

schwagstock

Well this weekend I went to schwagstock which is a huge party really where they have a bunch of bands and really any kind of drug you want and since it is on private property you can pretty much do an...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:39:00 PST