darkness |
It was a day beginning like any other day: Dads stream splashing in the toilet, Mom still curled up in the bedsheets, and Goobs aimlessly batting around an insect that no-one is entirely certain exis...
Posted by Dagger on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:36:00 PST |
child abuse |
do you think good parents expose their 5 year old children to strange men fumbling around the stove in their underwear?
yeah, me neither.
however the other night, there i was, getting my nigh...
Posted by Dagger on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 04:35:00 PST |
I ain't no bitch, but my momma was... |
All this movin' is fuckin' criminal I tell ya.
Dad moves next door, leaves me here with the art-fags.
Dad brings me next door, and OH WHATS THIS? He brought home a CAT. wonderful.
My girl...
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Drunks Disguised As Musicians |
Those purple-toothed FAGBOYS kept me up half the godamned night ONCE AGAIN! I know, I know, you guys wander into your cozy little office jobs whenever you damn well please... who cares if you go to ...
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
December is Fucked! |
I thought we WEREN'T moving to Portland! If that's so, why dosen't somebody kindly explain to me why IT'S POURING BUCKETS LIKE GODFORSAKEN PORTLAND OREGON OUTSIDE! I don't know if you people realize...
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
When I Lick Myself You Know Where When You Pet Me.... |
It doesn't mean I love you or anything.... Get over yourselves people.
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Birthday's Are Fucked! |
So here I am, on my 4th birthday, ALONE. Dad usually has Monday off, but thanks to that Good-For-Nothin' Cranksgiving, he's at the lab printing pictures for LA's crappiest and creepiest actors. On t...
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I hate cats! |
Why the hell is one requesting to be my friend?
This is the kind of shit that really makes me want to BARK!
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Thanksgiving is Fucked! |
Great, just great. The Citizen is flying off to the Godforsaken south tomorrow. Well that's jim dandy for him, but I beg you to consider the following question: WHO IS GOING TO HOLD THEIR BLADDER T...
Posted by Dagger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
