"Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."
Things I want to do before I die:
-Hang out with Dennis Leary.
-Learn another language
-Talk about god-knows-what with Kurt Vonnegut for hours
-Meet my soulmate
-Backpack through Europe
-Be a wallflower
-Understand why I do the things I do
You are the king of smooth -- enough said.
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