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You can see Jay on the red carpet...

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME BITCH!

About Me

My name is Gil, otherwise known as Jay... just ask your mom she'll tell you... i think girls are the most confusing things in the world....im Puerto Rican... i hate cheese... im an asshole...yeah.. that explains it.. I'm an asshole... I have some of the best friends a kid could ever want... They know who they are... I'm obsessed with movies... Alfie is my hero... Some day hope to be workin on movies.. if not takin pablo into the porn industry.. and if i fail there... become a stand up comedian... some kids have baseball... i have smoking... and rubbing one off.. they are usually a great combo... I used to be a slut.. some still think i am.. but guess what.. im not... yeah... i said it.. im not a slut... becuz i am the sheriff of my gf's vagina..she's amazing... even tho she has a ginormous head... she's pretty gay too..she gets excited when i come home from college... its pretty cute. still love her tho... no really.. i do...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

olivia velez....

Movies:

so many... first and foremost... ALFIE... great fucking movie.. igby goes down... jay and silent bob strike back.. star wars....oceans 11/12... Shaun of the dead....dogma... chasing amy.. 28 days later.. SLC PUNK... plunkett and Mclaene... Heat... Donnie Darko... and many many moooooore.....

Television:

That 70's show.. the contender.. the OC.. scrubs.. committed.. real world.. cinemax... at night.. OOO YEAH.. jk.. not into the softcore stuff.. ive seen more in lindsay lohan videos..

Heroes:

my parents.. they work their asses off to give me everything in life.. i love the shit out of those fuckers.. EVEN THO I WAS A MISTAKE FROM WAT I WAS TOLD.. ASSHOLESSSSSSSSS... lol.. i love you 2.. and Spider-man.. geeky kid wit super powers says something about life..