Paddle

About Me

When it comes to Brad there aint really that much to say, except that the third-person is used occasionally. I have worked full-time in an office for over 2 years which has turned me into a lazy, slovenly, potato... but I'm working on it. Love soccer. Love Metal and Rock. Love DVDs. I live in NewZealand, and I've only ever left on a single wee little alcohol-fuelled excursion to Sydney in Sept 06. OFF TO LA AND VEGAS MAY 07!!! I like writing. Writing is just a good way to get a thought that's stuck in your head...out. Make other people laugh, cry, wet their knickers, whatever. I love stand-up comedy and going to live gigs. I even try writing comedy when I feel that way inclined. For more info, or not, message me or something. Peace out y'all.ModMySpace Profile Customizer

My Interests

Music, Soccer, Comedy, writing, DVDs, video games (Especially Mortal Kombat and Final Fantasy), HORROR MOVIES

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who i could just chat with and have a smashing good time. Interesting ladies, hip happenin lads, and bands looking for an enthusiastic inexperienced rock vocalist/lyricist... hint hint. All the metallers, comedians, and other mother fuckers who inspire me. Above all else, I would do anything to meet Ryan Reynolds, Bruce Willis, Sarah Chalke, or Milla Jovovich. (All four in the same room perhaps?...and is "naked" too much to ask?)

Music:

Mudvayne, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Adema, Puddle Of Mudd, Eminem, System Of A Down, Killswitch Engage, Hatebreed, Disturbed, Mushroomhead, Alien Ant Farm, Blindside, Foo Fighters, Ill Nino, Seether, Obie Trice, 12 Stones, Pantera, Crazy Town, Drowning Pool, Papa Roach, From Autumn To Ashes, Nothingface, Greenday, Korn, Limp Bizkit, POD, Staind, Creed, Offspring, Tadpole, Godsmack, Hoobastank, 8 Foot Sativa, Blindspott, Sugarcult, Blink182, Static-X, Saliva, 3rd Strike, Redline, Stylus, Finger Eleven, Tool, A Perfect Circle, S Club 7, Metallica and I guess that's enough for now.

Movies:

Anything Horror. Blood, guts, gore, and decapitations aplenty. If you agree, then you MUST watch 'Evil Aliens'. Brilliant movie. Call me sick... and I'll agree. Also romantic comedies take my fancy... but don't tell anyone, it might ruin my "macho" facade. I love Accepted (with Justin Long). Hilarity in the face.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Scrubs, Joey and My Name Is Earl. BRITISH COMEDY!!!! Also, all of the late-night sitcoms that never survive but are the best things ever: Off Centre, Shasta, The Norm Show and so forth. BRING THEM BACK!

Books:

Joke Books. Reading is only worth my time if I'm all laughed out(and I may or may not have wet my pants) by the end of it. The Alphabet of Manliness is fantastic! Maddox, you da shiz!

Heroes:

Ed Boon, co-creator of Mortal Kombat; Paul WS Anderson, Eminem, any local comedians (i.e. Rhys Darby, Brent McGuiness, Brendan Lovegrove and more), Mudvayne, Disturbed, Ryan Reynolds, Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke (Mmmmmm Sarah Chalke)

My Blog

Blog White and the Seven Blogs

So, I'm off to L.A. in less than two weeks. Excited. Really excited. Brain-poppingly excited. In fact, I'm finding it really difficult to get excited about anything else at the moment. The world will ...
Posted by Paddle on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

Reenz is one of those people who has rear moments of brilliance. She is a monkey who eventually finds the banana then continues through the jungle to the next. She is a camel with a hump filled w...
Posted by Paddle on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST

Blippity Blop Squork

Yoohoo all o' y'all. Been long time since I've been on here as I'm quite the busy beaver at work as of late. (heh heh beaver) Moved to Jville few weeks ago and it's been pretty cool so far, despite al...
Posted by Paddle on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

My car is satan

Grrrrrrr my car is pissing me off now. I only bought it four months ago and I paid premium frickin prices for it and I'm having more trouble than I've ever had with a car& EVER! Firstly, within the fi...
Posted by Paddle on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST

I can't believe it's not blog

I don't even think I have anything worth blogging about at this stage in my life, but I feel a ramble is in order for little, or no, reason. For those of you who have read my earlier 'work', my loveli...
Posted by Paddle on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

The best poem ever Written

This is how bored I get at work sometimes. Astronomers were studying Venus Our moon blocked it so they called my friend Enus He whistled a tune As he shifted the moon With his giant extendable ...
Posted by Paddle on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

"Sydney" is Australian for "drunk"

I is back from Sydney now. Anybody miss me? && && && Wow, you can almost see the tumbleweeds blow by when I ask that! First day (Friday), got off the plane and straight into a rental car. Pisse...
Posted by Paddle on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

traffic rant

Why is it that some people think they can bully you in traffic? What is the huge accomplishment you will achieve by riding so far up my cars ass, you can see out its headlights? Honestly. Somebody ple...
Posted by Paddle on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

Toe Socks, The Smelly Killer

Why I am scared of toe-socks. Our feet are fed-up. They do all the work, always walking around, standing around, jumping around. What do hands do? Hands get the fun jobs. Juggling, holding exot...
Posted by Paddle on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

Bloggy Style

Thought I'd blog for the sake of blogging. Not much going on in the way of Brad having a life at the moment but I guess I'd rather tell you about what IS happening rather than the many things that ARE...
Posted by Paddle on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST