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FUCK MYSPACE!!!!!!!!

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About Me

Okay let me start this off with where I'm from, I'm from TAMPA BAY BITCH!!!!813 til I die.I am a sexy chocolate female who doesn't have time for games. To all the HOEZ who hate on me and my Best friend all I got to say is step ya myspace up!I'm cumin at all these Hatin Ass Hoez full mothafuckin throttle and ya ass betta have ya shit on point if you in my presence!I'm allergic to phony females and Lame ass niggaz!So if you fall into that category stop readin my shit!One thang fo sho and two thangs fa certain.....1 thing is I'm a bad bitch and I know I am, 2 things.....Tampa is the realest city on the map, and if ya ass step to me with that fuck shit I'm on yo ass 1,000!!!So hate me or Luv me, preferably Hate me cuz I don't need no friendz.So don't just view my pics, Read my profile Bitch
tons of questions that show your in depth side!
basics
whats your name?: SHARVONA JORDAN
what do people call you?: MOOKIE, GLUTIUS, OR BETTA YET DA CHOCOLATE SUPA SEXY SUPERMODEL
where you named after anything?: NO
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: ANTHONY
do people spell/say your name wrong?: ALL THE DAMN TIME
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: ANTHONY
gender?: FEMALE
birthday?: 02-07-87
age?: 19
age you act?: 21
age you want to be?: 21
height?: 5'5
eye color?: DARK BROWN
happy with it?: OF COURSE
natural hair color?: JET BLACK
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: NASHANNA DYES MY HAIR ALL THE TIME
righty or lefty?: RIGHTY
family?: YEA.....NASHANNA,KELLY, TOMISHA ,MARICA, AND TOMISHA
pets?: YES.....DIAMOND,AND BEAR
peircings?: YES....MY BELLY BUTTON
tatoos?: NO NOT YET
love and stuff
single?: IT'S COMPLICATED
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: I AM NOT WIT ANYONE BUT I WISH I WAS WIT A.C.D.JR
are you in love?: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I AM
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE TOO MANY TIMES
do you believe in love at first sight?: MAYBE
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: YES
do you want to get married?: OF COURSE
do you want to have kids?: YES....PRINCE ZION, ANTHONY, DESTINY, AND ANGEL
how many?: FOUR
do you believe in divorce?: IF ITS CALLED FOR
do you belive in true love?: YES
do you consider love a mistake?: NEVER
turn-ons?: KISSING AND SEVERAL OTHER THINGS BUT I AIN'T EVEN GONE GO THERE
turns-offs?: SMALL DICKS AND INEXPERIENCED NIGGAZ
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: OF COURSE, I MEAN VIEW MY PICS
what is best about the opposite sex?: THEIR BACKS {INSIDE JOKE}
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: THEIR EGO
are you a virgin?: NO
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: SOMETIMES
how far have you gone?: PRETTY DAMN FAR
how many people have you had sex with?: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???
do other people consider you a slut?: YEA......LOS AND THEM WOLVES{INSIDE JOKE}
right at this moment...
where are you?: IN MY DORM ROOM
what can you see out your window?: JOYNER HALL
are you listening to music?: HELL YEA......WEEZY
are you lonely or tired?: NEITHER
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: LOVESTRUCK,CONFUSED,PISSED,HUNGRY,AND TIRED
are you talking to anyone online? if so who?: YES.....I AM ON MYSPACE
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: NO BUT I WANT TO TALK TO MY HUBBY
what are you wearing?: PJS
what are you doing?: TAKING THIS DAMN SURVEY!!!!DUHH!!!!
whats on your mousepad?: WHAT???
friends
how many true friends do you have?: MY BEST FRIEND NASHANNA,KELLY, TOMISHA,MARICA,NIECY,AND RENEE
are you a loner?: SOMETIMES
who is your best friend?: NASHANNA GILBERT
oldest?: RENEE
newest?: MY CUZZO KELLY
shyest?: SOMETIMES NIECY
loudest?: ALL OF US
smartest?: ALL OF US....WE ARE IN COLLEGE!! DUHH!!!
ditziest?: NASHANNA AND TOMISHA LOL.
funniest?: KELLY CRAZY ASS!!!
who is the best listener?: ALL OF THEM
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: JUST MY BEST NASHANNA, OR ALL MY GURLS
who do you wish you were closer to?: I AM CLOSE WIT ALL OF THEM
who knows the most about you?: NASHANNA
who knows the least about you?: MAYBE NIECY
who do you trust the most?: MY BEST FREIND/SISTER NASHANNA
the least?: I TRUST ALL OF THEM
who do you fight with the most?: NONE OF THEM
who do you talk to online the most?: ALL OF THEM
who do you talk to on the phone the most?: NASHANNA
do you trust others easily?: HELL NO, THATS HOW U GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT!!!
name one who's arms you feel safe in:: MY CHOCOLATE HONEYBUN
who house were you at last?: NASHANNA'S CUZ SHIT WE LIVE TOGETHER!!!!
who's your second family?: NASHANNA'S FAMILY
who lives the farthest away?: NIECY......MY DAWG REPPIN DA 305 TO DA FULLEST!!!
do you....
smoke?: NO
drink alcohol?: NO
do drugs?: NO
pray?: ALL THE TIME
go to church?: SOMETIMES
sleep with stuffed animals?: HELL NO
take walks in the rain?: SOMETIMES
dance in the rain?: HELL YEA!!!
do any sports? if so which ones?: NO
sleep around?: DUHH.....WE SUM SLUTS!!!!!{INSIDE JOKE}
lie a lot?: HELL NAW!!!!
steal?: NO
gamble?: NO
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: DEPENDS
slept with a stranger?: HAHAHA. THIS QUESTION IS FUNNY!!!! SLUT CLIQUE STAND UP!!!!
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: HELL NAW, I AIN'T WHITE!!!
screamed so much you lost your voice?: HELL YEA
laughed so much it was painful?: HELL YEA!!!!
cried so much it was painful?: TOO MANY TIMES!!!!
gone skinny dipping?: NO
played strip poker?: HELL YEA!!!
had a medical emergency?: NO
ran away from home?: NO
done something extremely unexpected?: HELL YEA!!!!
slept outside?: MAN ALL I GOTTA SAY IS I AM IN COLLEGE AND U NEVA KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT!!!!LOL.
been onstage?: HELL YEA.......I LOVE BEIN THE CENTER OF ATTENTION IN THE CLUB!!!
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: IF U KNOW ME THEN U KNOW WHAT IT IS.....
what was your weirdest dream?: I CAN'T REMEMBER.
scariest dream?: TOO MANY TO NAME!!!!
do you have a reoccuring dream?: YEA
what was your best dream?: ANYONE WHERE I AM WIT THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST.ie(my chocolate honeybun)
what IS your dream?: TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IN LIFE
do you live in the moment?: YEA
what you greatest stregth?: MY CONFIDENCE
whats your greatest weakness?: A.C.D.JR
do you have a motto you live by?: WHAT DOESN'T KILL U ONLY MAKES U STRONGER!!!!
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A QUEEN!!!!
do you have any bad habits?: YES
do you have any secrets?: YES
are you fake?: HELL NO!!!
what do you want to do in life?: RICH
are you a daredevil?: SOMETIMES
are you predictable?: NOPE
do you keep a journal/diary?: YES
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: NO, I WOULDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: HELL YEA!!! MY COOL ASS!!!
do you think your a good person?: YES
do you think your emotionally strong?: YES, SOMETIMES
do you regret anything?: I TRY NOT TO DO ANYTHING I WILL REGRET
do you think life has been good so far?: YES, I AM VERY BLESSED
what do you like most about you body?: EVERYTHING!!!!
least?: NOTHING.
are you trust worthy?: YES
are you gullible?: HELL NO!!!!!
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THIS CHICK IS SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND TO ME!! I LUV THIS GURL WIT ALL MY HEART!!! EVEN THOUGH MANY PEOPLE TRY TO COME BETWEEN OUR FRIENDSHIP, WE WON'T LET THEM BECUZ WE ARE BETTA THAN THAT!!! SO TO ALL YALL HATIN ASS HOEZ PLEASE KNOW IF U FUCK WIT HER U GOTTA FUCK WIT ME!!!!! I LUV U SIS!!!

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

I love all kind s of music but, my favorite rapper of all time is 2pac. But right now I am a Huge ass Lil' wayne fan.


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Movies:

Love Jones, Poetic Justice, Menace 2 Society, and Scarface

Television:

America's Next Top Model

Books:

The Rose That Grew From Concrete By: 2PAC

Heroes:

My Momma of course. But otha than that 2PAC and Tony Montana A.K.A. Scarface

My Blog

GET MONEY

I MEAN WHAT DA FUCK I GOTTA WORRY BOUT NOW......??? DAMN I'M SO TIRED OF THESE STUPID ASS HOES ALWAYS WORRIED BOUT THE WRONG THANG........PUSSY ASS HOES GET MONEY!!!! DAMN PLZ STEP YA GAME UP AND DO U...
Posted by **{QUEEN SHARVONA}** on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

JEALOUS HOEZ

SOOOOOOOOOOO, I GUESS ITS ABOUT THAT TIME..........I GUESS WE SHOULD TAKE OUT THE ENVELOPES, SO WE CAN ADDRESS THE HATERZ!!!! MAN WHY IS IT THAT THESE HOES CAN'T KEEP SHARVONA LASHAWN JORDAN'S NAME OU...
Posted by **{QUEEN SHARVONA}** on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

HATIN ASS HOEZ

SO TELL ME WHY THESE HOES KEEP A BITCH NAME IN THEY MOUTH??? I REALLY USED TO WONDER WHY............NOW I GUESS I KNOW, THEY WANNA BE ME!!! CLEARLY I UNDERSTAND WHY, BECUZ HALF OF THE HOES THAT HATE O...
Posted by **{QUEEN SHARVONA}** on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST