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Christina

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About Me



I was born and raised, and still live in Broward County Florida. Had a pretty normal upbringing. Both my parents are amazing people who gave me enough room to find my path in life, but kept me close enough to make sure I didn't end up on a milk carton. I graduated high school in '98 and really started working full-time there after. I started going back to college part-time. I like to say I am on the 12-year plan. Even without a degree, I feel I have done pretty well career-wise, and make decent enough money. I mean, how many people can say they enjoy where they work and dont mind getting up in the morning? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Anything and everything. I kind of go by the theory you need to try everything at least once. (And the real naughty stuff at least twice) I kind of pride myself on knowing a little about a lot of things. My interests and hobbies change frequently, but I think that is what makes me such a well-rounded person.

I'd like to meet:

I am here in the wonderful world of MySpace to connect with old friends, make fun of current ones, and perhaps pick a few new ones along the way. If you don't have a sense of humor, or at least a lot of money, no need to apply.PEACE!

Music:

If it makes me do this...

I love it!

Movies:

Let's see, if I really wanted to list ALL my favorites, you would see the predominant theme would be comedies. I am a huge fan of laughter. (Well, who isnt?) But let me try to list a few good ones I could watch over and over again. Comedies: National Lampoons Van Wilder, Waiting, Just Friends, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Buying the Cow, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Saving Silverman, 40-year Old Virgin, Team America, Finding Nemo and anything by Kevin Smith. Drama/Thrillers: V for Vendetta, Blade Trinity, Go, Thirteen Ghosts. Oldies But Goodies: Labyrinth, Reality Bites, The Princess Bride, Weird Science, Goonies, Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Breakfast Club. Just to name a few. Teehhee!

Television:

I am a Reality Television whore!!!! It’s my one huge vice. I just love to see people with lives more messed up then writers can create. However, when not studying to become a monk, I also enjoy watching Lost, Grey's Anatomy and American Chopper (Mikey for President) . And I don't think it is on anymore but I LOVED the show Mystery Science Theater 3000, who doesn't love taking crappy films and making them good!!

Books:

With or without pictures???

Heroes:

"An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us.I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the world turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you."Valerie - V for Vendetta

My Blog

Survey says...

I typically don't do the whole survey thing, but this one seemed kinda interesting...." AAre you available?: Only for kids parties and bat mitzvahsWhat is your age?: 28" BDo you know anyone named Bria...
Posted by Christina on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:01:00 PST

A path less traveled

I haven't posted a blog in like... forever.  Life has been hectic, busy, overwhelming, fun, exciting, and no one really wants to hear all the f-ing details.  Like my life is any different th...
Posted by Christina on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

The Dr.'s First Patient

Well finally someone realized what a vast amount of wisdom I hold within my tiny little head.  Forever ago I solicited questions from those out there that needed some advice or a little help with...
Posted by Christina on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

Jimmy cracks corn... and I don't care

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.  Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and no...
Posted by Christina on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

The Doctor Is In

So I'll be honest, I have wanted to blog for a while now& but the well of my mind has been& well& dry.  I figure, why post shit if it is just going to be a blithering dribble of boring nonsense. ...
Posted by Christina on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST

Nostalgia

Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen     by Baz LuhrmannWear Sunscreen.If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have b...
Posted by Christina on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST

Brothels and other fun joints to visit

Mayor Wants Brothels Kept From CemeteriesBy Associated Press Posted June 6 2006, 7:20 AM EDT SYDNEY, Australia -- Brothels and cemeteries don't mix and should remain at least 660 feet a...
Posted by Christina on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:47:00 PST

Fakeness Finale

Well folks, although My Fake Tits has done a spectacular showing, it has still not attained the level of My Fake Ass.  It gave a valiant fight, but apparently there are more ass people then tit p...
Posted by Christina on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

Memory Lane

In a total jump from character, I am going to post a blog that is actually serious... no jokes folks, so if you would rather have some funnies, damnit, go read some of my earlier ones over again. So t...
Posted by Christina on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:19:00 PST

Back By Popular Demand

By popular demand folks, My Fake Parts is back.  And back with a vengeance.  So I had protests, riots and petitions to bring My Fake Parts back (okay, so it was two friends of mine who find ...
Posted by Christina on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:52:00 PST