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rock lobster

comin at ya like a shark with knees

About Me

Hi. My names Gav.
I like sunny days.
My greatest achievement is finding two toys in one cereal packet.
I hate Lassie, she is a bitch (literally) and there is no way humans can understand her, if they could then she'd be on telly all the time as the first dog chat show host. think about it.
I want to one day hold the midget olympics for midget athletes and all their little running spikes and pole vaults... bless... i like festivals as well.
i do like pretty girls, but only pretty girls who have something about them, cannot abide airheads.
i am an indie kid, i dont have scruples and neither should you. If i was a dinosaur Id be a triceratops.
Johnny Borrel from Razorlight is a fuckwit. wouldn't know a good dinosaur if it ate him. i wish one would.
my three main ambitions in life is to a) do a handstand, b) own my own bar and c) live a happy life. if you choose to you may know more about me. if not, thats your call. arsecandle.href="http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php? id=16465" Which Goonie r u?

Mouth
You are Mouth, you are adorable, But very mischievious. You're cool, and full of charm, everyone loves you except those who know you, and even then, you get some lovin'
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My Interests

I am trying to learn how to play guitar, but am still a wee bit shit at it so dont judge me.i like having lots of fun, going on adventures and rolling down hills. I also like a lot of indie music and making up really bad jokes (why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead). I loved my job as a barman and used to think i was good but after 2 mins in Chandlers in chesterfield I realised I wasn't anything special. However I do like gettin people wasted and trying to flair (tho im terrible). I also like fighting dragons, hold the best house partys in chesterfield and can do a perfect madonna impression. OH YEAH and i am also the best dancer in chesterfield, anyone who doesn't agree ask jude. she'll tell you.

I'd like to meet:

girls who are fun and not boring, like good music, and are friendly. oh yeh and i love multi-lingual girls, anyone who knows me can testify. i would prob kill for you if you spoke to me in french. I would also like to meet Thom Yorke, Rolf Harris and the Jagger... ooh youve seen him in concert? oh me too! what a coincidence! oh you were lying... im not... shame on you

Music:

Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Coldplay, The Beatles, The Stones, Arcade Fire, Maximo Park, The Shins, The Strokes, Blur, Oasis, Nick Drake, Arctic Monkeys (not as much as i used to though), Bloc Party, Kasabian, Pulp, The Who, The Kinks, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mylo, DJ Yoda, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Roxy Music, Talking Heads, Futureheads (I am the spit of the lead singer apparently), Libertines, Kings Of Leon, Massive Attack, Led Zep, Marvin Gaye, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, zutons, paul weller, the jam, morris day and the time, rolf harris, huey lewis and the news, Squarepusher, mylo, Louis Armstrong, Hot Hot Heat, Charlatans, Damien Rice (had a pint of cider with him. nice chap), Sonic Youth, DAVID BOWIE (i want to be david bowie) etc etc etc you get the picture;

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Fight Club, Airplane, Amelie, Labyrinth, Battle Royale, Napoleon Dynamite, Irreversible, Requiem for a dream, I like quite a lot really. although i hate the BFG. reminds me of my old teacher. wanker. with his big fucking dream bastard trumpet. THE BFG IS TOO FRIENDLY WITH LITTLE GIRLS. there. i said it. so anyone who likes the BFG likes a paedo. your conscience. not mine. Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 65% Wonder Woman 63% The Flash 60% Supergirl 58% Robin 58% Iron Man 55% Green Lantern 50% Superman 45% Batman 45% Hulk 40% Catwoman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Television:

Neighbours, Scrubs, Family Guy, Jools Holland, Green Wing, 24, Dr Who, American Dad, Simpsons (cliched i know), Adam and Joe, My Name is Earl, CURB is my new obsession. its well good.

Books:

The Diceman by Luke Rhinehart, it will actually change your life. probably for the worse.

Heroes:

Wolverine, Jeff Buckley, Mick Jagger, Thom Yorke, John Lennon, Bob Marley, John Peel, David Bowie, Chris Waddle, MARK BRIGHT and John Coltrane. I should put a woman in there... Joni Mitchell. there. thats better.

My Blog

PAY YOUR RESPECTS

TODAY marks a very special day in my life - the 15 year anniversary of the death of sweep the cat. Sweep was the greatest cat in the world cos he climbed up walls and rode on my train set (i was only ...
Posted by rock lobster on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST

if anyone gets jealous easily do not read this

Im going to see THE stones. hahahahahahahahaa this is the most excited ive been for years! as an ex-front man of a  band i pride myself on being a little bit Jagger. and now i get to see how...
Posted by rock lobster on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST

10 reasons why estate agents are cock nobs

1. They all smell of poo 2. They wear brut 3. They wear brown shoes with grey trousers 4. They do their tie knots too big 5. They all have retro haircuts 6. They have big nostrils for their big finger...
Posted by rock lobster on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:04:00 PST

The Tales of Bunny Farm No. 3; Sophie the Squirrel and Mother Bunny's pie

It was a pleasant Autumn day on Bunny Farm. The wind breezed through the valleys with a light whistle, and a brown leaf fell from it's perch, nestling in its fallen brethren beneath. On that very bran...
Posted by rock lobster on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:39:00 PST

The Tales of Bunny Farm No.2 Barry Bunny and the magic sherbert

It was a beautiful sunny Spring day on Bunny Farm. The bluebirds were chirping cheerfully and the beams from the Sun warmed the grass. Little Barry Bunny is helping Mother Bunny with the house work. B...
Posted by rock lobster on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

The Tales of Bunny Farm. No 1. Mr Badger has a birthday

It was a beautiful spring day on Bunny Farm.  The sun shone out from behind the clouds, as a dozen bluebirds chirped happily into the sky. Billy Bunny woke up, rubbed his eyes and looked at the c...
Posted by rock lobster on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:29:00 PST

20 questions i would ask a girl

1. who the hell are you? 2. how old are you? 3. how tall are you? 4. whats your favourite sweet? 5. whats your favourite dinosaur? 6. if you could live in any decade, what would it be? 7. have yo...
Posted by rock lobster on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST

10 bad jokes

1. Whats ET short for? He has little legs. 2. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cos it was dead. 3. Horse walks into a bar. barman says "why the long face?" Horse replies "my best mates died" 4...
Posted by rock lobster on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST

My top ten albums, songs and gigs ive seen

Albums 1. OK Computer - Radiohead 2. Grace - Jeff Buckley 3. Beggars Banquet - Rolling Stones 4. Revolver - Beatles 5. The Bends - Radiohead 6. Kid A - Radiohead 7. Parachutes - Coldplay 8. Dark Side ...
Posted by rock lobster on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST