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BUMBLEBEE {nmc}

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About Me

the name's Zulei.
im jewmaican. get over it.

im 18. yes, im ginger but that doesnt make me a twat. so please feel free to add/comment/message me...
unless youre a rapist. in which case FUCK RIGHT OFF MR-NO-ISNT-IN-MY-VOCAB.
if i dont know you or one of your friends, and you're one of those stupid little myspace whores trying to add to your friends list, dont add me...i wont add back. aiiight.
for anyone that has ever witnessed my extremely odd humor, i laugh at my own jokes because i think that they're funny...hell if i dont laugh who the fuck else is gonna? (leila?)
im one of those deep thinking types, so if you cant handle a conversation that is about more than mascara and big brother, you will instantly lose my respect. so take note: YOU WERE WARNED!
im rude to everybody, its how i show affection, so please dont take offence :)
whoever said that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit obviously didnt get the joke....dumbass..¬_¬
never trust people that smile too much...they're either selling something or not very bright.
o yeah and did i mention that im random? :P
fuck people that treat you like shit in the name of caring. the people that really care for you are the people who will sit and hold you while you cry, listen to all the bad shit that you have in your life and are still your friends the next day. that is true friendship.
to people that dont know how to smile and be happy with life i say this: GET A GRIP! and stop wasting time feeling sorry for yourself.
as a good friend once said "life's a bitch, so lets waste it by having jokes!"

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Batman, the Dark Knight


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

James Bond, Agent 007


88%

Indiana Jones


79%

Lara Croft


75%

El Zorro


75%

The Amazing Spider-Man


71%

William Wallace


71%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Maximus


58%

The Terminator


38%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

james dean. that boy could drive.
johnny.

ive already met james mcavoy. so ha.

My Blog

Scars

Fuck me!Ive got scars till my heart bleedsIve got a scar that reminds me how to breatheIve got scars across my eyesIve become so blindFrom seeing Fuck youYou've got scars tooBuilt up and put there fr...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:49:00 GMT

failure

there was once a timewhen everything i endeavoured to doturned out wellall my efforts,and all my assumptions were true,until one day i saw my mother weepingi saw her eyes seeping tearslike open wounds...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:26:00 GMT

epitaph to an ideal

YouWho were once the American DreamThe Light that shines in AutumnHow can you expect me to just stand byAnd see the ruin you've becomeThe dessecration you leave in your wakeDragging behind you the sha...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:27:00 GMT

tell me what you think about me

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you like me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6.  What DON'T you like about me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:26:00 GMT

success

Right so, here goesBecause I cant talk to youIm gonna write proseI’ll say it loud and clearFor all to hearPut it on myspace.tvAnd make 400 thou a yearI’m gonna take "the story of me"P...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:59:00 GMT

life

there comes a time in every person's life when they have to decide what is most important to them. what they wish to be. who they wish to become. what they aspire to achieve, and who they want to be w...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:35:00 GMT

the muse

The Muse Just leave me to lie hereAnd I'll pretend I like itJust give me the freedom to leaveAnd I'll stay for as long as you want me Just let me have my peaceAnd I'll pretend I'm saneDo what you like...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:20:00 GMT

natz’s poem

this is something that my mate natz wrote. she's bare talented and im trying to big her up so here is her stuff. see what you think and let us know! xx CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL I STAND THERE GRIPPING TIG...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:56:00 GMT

Gimp

YouAre my newFavouritest toyYou bring me -for lack of a better thing to say-JoyJoy in breakingSo naturallyIt was already in the makingThat you would be my new favourite thing to break as wellYou are m...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:47:00 GMT

Stranger in a Strange Land

I had become a stranger in a strange landSomething i had once thoughtI never could beI went to a houseFull of familiarityAnd found only alienationWaiting there for me Never and alwaysThat sweet second...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:21:00 GMT