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Dirty Vagina Monster

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About Me

I'm really fucking awesome.

My Interests

the eurythmics.

I'd like to meet:

the eurythmics.

Music:

the eurythmics.

Movies:

Orgazmo, The Last Waltz, Cannibal Holocaust, The Machinist, State And Main, Empire Records, The Wicker Man, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Warriors, The Usual Suspects, Zoolander, Home Room, South Park Movie, Being John Malkovich, Heathers, Goonies, Mallrats, Rules Of Attraction, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Sanitarium, City Of God, Kill Bill, Shawshank Redemption, Animal House, Boondock Saints, Resevoir Dogs, 25th Hour, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Apt Pupil, Mortal Kombat, Rocky Horror, Maria Full Of Grace, Shaun Of The Dead, Ninja Turtles, Blazing Saddles, Gremlins, No Vacancy, Porky's, American History X, Bill And Teds Excellent Adventure, Half Baked, We Were Soldiers, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghostbusters, 28 Days Later, Mississippi Burning, Girls Just Want To Have Fun, Full Metal Jacket, Back To The Future, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Big Lebowski, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Oceans 11, Elephant, Evil Dead, Beverly Hills Cop, White Oleander, Interview With The Vampire, Caddyshack, The Last Unicorn, Headwig And The Angry Inch, Fight Club, Nosferatu, The Emperor's New Groove, A Clockwork Orange, Army Of Darkness, 200 Cigarettes, Down With Love, Ten 'Til Noon, The Virgin Suicides

Television:

the golden girls.

Books:

The Origin Of Species, Digital Fortress, 1984, Dr Death, Dhammapada, Fight Club, The Outsiders, The Lovely Bones, The Order Of Things, Dao De Jing, Possessing Genius, The Odessey, Wiseguys, Male And Female, The Fountainhead

Heroes:


ASHLEY ANNE

My Blog

if i die

that's right. i said if. i've been reading a lot of eulogies and various different statements people have made about friends and strangers who have died recently, and i'm sick of the lies. if i die i ...
Posted by Dirty Vagina Monster on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

i <3 rejection

That's actually a big fat lie. Although it can be entertaining when it comes from someone whom you despise. Is 'who' the objective in that last sentance?Anyway I danced with a homeless man t...
Posted by Dirty Vagina Monster on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

i say fuck it...

let the illegal immigrants stay. why the fuck not. i LOVE aliens. in fact let's just go ahead and kick out all of the American born white folk. Because hell.. why the fuck not? BETTER YET let's just n...
Posted by Dirty Vagina Monster on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

Moving to Norway, Maine (because europe's too far)

I was driving home from work this evening and i was reminded how terrible it is to suddenly wake up from this daze that we live in, just to realize that you're stuck in a miserably boring routine...So...
Posted by Dirty Vagina Monster on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

So I've been digging through boxes of all my old cds looking for something old and wonderful. I found a few early 90s memories (think Mental Jewlery, Franks Wild Years, random mtv unplugged cds)... bu...
Posted by Dirty Vagina Monster on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

i have a serious addiction...

no i'm not talking about booze... ehem... does anyone know of HDAA (Hair Dying Addicts Anonymous)?? because it is crucial that i find one. before i go bald.... on second thought that is an incredibly ...
Posted by Dirty Vagina Monster on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST