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DAN

I never took anything from you that I couldn't return twice.

About Me

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Myspace Layouts ...there is an idea of a Dan Wettlaufer, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behaviour must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this - and I have, countless times, just in about every act I've committed - and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing...

My Interests

. Music, music and more music. I spend most nights watching movies, I love my Redbone Coonhound more than life and my primary hobby is studying the American Civil War but I will read anything I can get my hands on, regardless of the material or content. I keep an english dictionary in the upstairs bathroom and a latin dictionary in the downstairs head. I love the Marquis de Sade, Dante, Aleister Crowley and Richard Adams. Sundays are hockey days which provide a good workout for three hours after a weekend of drinking. I enjoy any major sport with the exception of basketball. Lacrosse kicks ass as does rugby! Those are two real men sports! Any shithead can take a punch in the face like in the UFC, but in rugby, you don't come off the field unless the doctor says so. Favourite sports teams are Boston Bruins, Atlanta Braves, San Fransisco 49ers, Toronto Rock and The New Zealand All Blacks and Brazil in soccer(or Football depending on where you live in the world). Recently my son Braxton joined us here on this planet earth. He was born April 1st and now has become the sparkle in my eye.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Aerosmith, ELVIS, Johnny Cash, Dogs D'amour, Faster Pussycat, Soulfly, Tyla, Joey Allcorn, Testament, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Bobnoxious, Ry Cooder, Robert Johnson, George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Sr., Hank Williams Jr., Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, Hank Williams III will kick your ass faster than you can spit! I also love Korn, Disturbed, Wednesday 13, The Murderdolls, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Rebel Meets Rebel, Cats N' Boots, Jetboy, The New York Dolls, Alice Cooper, AC/DC, Those Poor Bastards, NITRO, Megadeath, Ratt, Motley Crue, Poison, WASP, David Allen Coe, Johnny Horton, Faron Young, Don Gibson and Ernest Tubb, Diana Krall as well as a hundred other musicians in every style of music.

Movies:



OK I know the game has nothing to do with movies, but it is fun to play and once you start it is hard to stop. Here's what you do: when two or more cubes of the same colour are in a row move your mouse over one of them and click to make them all disappear. It's like a vamped up version of Tetris. I love horror movies. Friday the 13th series, Nightmare On Elm Street series, old stuff like Cujo and Christine. New movies like House of a Thousand Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Hill's Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part I & II, Resident Evil Part I & II, all the Halloweens, Rambo: First Blood, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Gods & Generals, Gettysburg, Jeepers Creepers, Boondock Saints, Spun, U-Turn, 28 Days, Keys to Tulsa, Gone With The Wind, White Oleander, Sniper, Insomnia, Million Dollar Baby, Hang 'Em High, Mississippi Burning, 2 Days in the Valley, Forrest Gump, Wrong Turn, Dawn of the Dead, Stigmata, The Deer Hunter, Dead Presidents, Alien, Road Trip, All the American Pie flicks, Fallinig Down, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Bringing Out The Dead, Cobb, Cool Hand Luke, Pale Rider, Last Samurai and anything with Jim Carrey in it. I have also been known to watch the odd porno now and then. Christy and Jenna you rule!

Television:

I can and do watch Seinfeld over and over. Other shows include King of the Hill, Ren and Stimpy, Rollergirls, House, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel. Monday Night Raw, Pinky and The Brain, Duckman, The Sopranos, Prison Break, CSI: Miami, The Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married with Children, hockey, football, pretty much anything on the Discovery channel or the History channel. The show Flip This House has me hooked and I hate it, but yet I can't turn the channel! And of course every Sunday night is a special night set aside for the Trailor Park Boys.

Books:

Stonewall Jackson's Book of Maxims, The Tao Te Ching of Lao Tzu, Watership Down, Napoleons Military Maxims, Diary of a Drug Fiend, 120 Days of Sodom and Other Writings, or anything written by the Marquis de Sade. Anything by Irvine Welsh. Joel Chandler Harris' Stories about Brer Rabbit and Uncle Remus such as His Songs and Saying, Nights with Uncle Remus, Tales of Uncle Remus, the Complete Tales of Uncle Remus. I enjoy Franz Kafka, Jonathan Swift as well as Jean-Paul Sarte. Elmore Leonard, Steven King and Og Mandino are read a great deal as is Charles Bukowski. I read three different magazine's on the American Civil War and anything else that I can get my hands on. Life Of Pi was an interesting read, really had a twisting story line that had an interesting ending.

Heroes:

General Jackson, General Forrest, Marcus Aurelius, Johnny Cash, Steven Tyler and Julius Ceasar. I chose these men because of their strength, vision and fortitude to soldier on in good times and the bad. Always willing to lend a hand to their fellow man and ready to give an ear when called upon. Last and certainly not least is country singer David Allen Coe. Coe stands behind his beliefs and convictions despite all those who oppose him, especially the country music scene in Nashville who have ostrasized Coe for his songs and fuck you style! Here's to David Allen Coe for keepin' it real and keepin' the South alive! Coe fuckin' rules! And last but certainly not least one of my biggest heroes is the man upstairs, GOD.

My Blog

Ramblin'

Random Thoughts On Nothing pain, mysery, lies and desception. these four things have been my friends my whole life. they are like a comforter blanket for me. when the going gets tough the tough r...
Posted by DAN on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:25:00 PST

LIVING

Not My Time I woke at dawn sleep in my eyes A rumble in deep inside my head I smoke a little morphine,  just so I can't get up off the floor. I' so fucked up, I can't moved. I lay in a puddle of ...
Posted by DAN on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

Highways and Biways

Life Loves A Tragedy Brilliant strearks of light flash across the dessert sky, followed by dynamiteexplosions of thunder far off in the distance. My heart rings hollow, and the thunder booms loud...
Posted by DAN on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

Regret

KAWLIGA Kawliga was a wooden Indian standing by the door He fell in love with an Indian maid over in the antique store Kawliga just stood there and never let it show So she could never answer yes...
Posted by DAN on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

Broken Hearts

You'll meet many just like me, upon busy streets. With shoulders stooped, and heads bowed low, and eyes that stare in defeat. They're souls that live within the past , where sorrow plays all parts , f...
Posted by DAN on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

Time Rolls On

BEST REGARDS I'm sorry that I left you all alone the other night Well your words became too heavy I thought it would end in another fight I'm sorry that I never called or tried to explain Or leave a n...
Posted by DAN on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

You Don't Know What you Got Until It's Gone

You Can't Put Your Arm's Around A Memory It doesn't mean I didn't try, all the smart boys know why It doesn't mean I didn't try, I'll just never know why. It isn't cause I'm all alone, Oh baby, you're...
Posted by DAN on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

Que Sera Sera

Suicide Note Pt.2 Out of my mind, gun up to the mouth No pretention, execution, live and learn Rape and turn. Regret not family, your pre-judged anyway, this is for me and me only, cowards only try it...
Posted by DAN on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST

Say Hello, Remain Close, So You Can Say Good-bye And Witness my Suicide

Suicide Note Pt.1 Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale The pills that kill and take the pain away. Diet of life, Shelter without, The face that cannot see inside yours and mine. When I'm hiding, When I need it...
Posted by DAN on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Sometimes You Just Know

I came to you the hour I was in pain Looking for answers. I cried to you in vain. I shared the skeletons in my heart, I knew then you'd be my friend I knew it from the start. Troubles ran like rivers,...
Posted by DAN on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:24:00 PST