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Steve

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About Me

I live in Jacksonville, Florida and work in sports radio producing the greatest show ever (Sports Final Radio) and being the funniest (and most modest) guy on the air. I live with my fiance Tracy who I've been with for over 6 years and who means everything to me (even more than Strong Bad). We've got a lovely daughter named Scooter who weighs 9 pounds, is covered in hair, walks on all fours, and licks her own ass. I'd love to one day have my own talk show in Portland, Oregon where I do nothing but talk about basketball all day. Then when I'm done with work I'll drive to my giant house which will be located right next to a Cheese Factory that sells Dippin' Dots for you to eat in the lobby while you wait to be seated.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve Bute
Birthday: September 7th 1979
Birthplace: DeKalb, IL
Current Location: Jacksovnille, FL
Eye Color: Blue / Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty
Your Heritage: Scotch / Irish / German / Norweigan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Vans
Your Weakness: Fried
Your Fears: being mediocre
Your Perfect Pizza: World Famous Pizza w/ pineapple and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting back on the air, for good this time.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Well,...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the snooze button.
Your Best Physical Feature: my toes
Your Bedtime: not early enough
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King for the sandwich & fries, McDonald's for the Coke!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Fuckin' A!
Do you Sing: not that you know of, but the death star loves the voice!
Do you Shower Daily: *sniff*...uh, not exactly.
Have you Been in Love: I am right now.
Do you want to go to College: I don't know, I'm more of a student of tv.
Do you want to get Married: 1/27/08
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not until recently, I think I have sympathy motion sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't know if "attractive" is the word, more like "smokin' piece of ass"
Are you a Health Freak: You know it. I only eat from the four major food groups. Cheese, Fried, Ice Cream, and Diet Dr. Pepper
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess so.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: no, but everybody tells me I should play the drums.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, unless Nyquil counts.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: word
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I gave my woman two chocolate covered oreos that were given to me. That's the kind of guy I am.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no fucking way
In the past month have you been on Stage: only in my mind
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, but I have dumped daily
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: sort of
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: I don't know, but I like surprises.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a wealthier, more famous version of me now
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada, first a visit, and then maybe just set up shop there.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Takaneesha Red
Short or Long Hair: Long, with curly fries in the back.
Height: her height
Weight: her weight
Best Clothing Style: in a t-shirt and pants she stole from me
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i stopped counting
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, The Cookie Monster, and Strong Bad.

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

I highly recomend "Against All Odds: My Story" by Chuck Norris.

Heroes:

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