Mr.T
Being a 24/7 bad ass
Scandinavian pot bellied strippers
old women sunglasses
drinking Aunt Jemima Syrup straight from the bottle
doing jumping jacks naked
Reppin the 4-5
smoking rocks
Using Chuck Norris Jokes as pick up lines
Thug Life
Getting smashed ONLY to talk about other times I got smashed
Bullying my roommate's cat
spin class with 60 yr old women
lesbians that pick fights at home depot
Lou Diamond Phillips
Lionel Richie cardboard cutouts
using beach towels as super hero capes
my leg muscles (they are rock hard)
oh... and having hours of fun on the Tony Little Gazelle
Like I said, A BAD ASS
My Future Ex Wife - Chan Marshall (cat power)
and
and of coarse, God...
Here are a few to name in no particular order
THE BEATLES!
James Brown
The Mars Volta
Bob Dylan
The Meters
Mr.Lif
Talib Kweli
Galactic
Joni Mitchell
The Roots
Earth, Wind, & Fire
The O'Jays
Parliament-Funkadelics
Paul Simon
Gypsy Kings
The Time
Freddie King
Weather Report
Fela Kuti
Bob Marley
Mos Def
Damian Marley
Michael Jackson
John Mayer
Thelonious Monk
Phineas Newborn
Iron and Wine
Jimmy Smith
The Police
Cat Power
Dub Trio
Holy Fuck
Freestyle Fellowship
A Tribe Called Quest
Chick Corea
Miroslav Vitous
RoyHanes
Jimi Hendrix
Steely dan
Average White Band
Curtis Mayfield
Erykah Badu
The Fugees
The Bueno Vista Social Club
Jurassic 5
Blackalicious
Brother Ali
Miles Davis
Cannonball Adderley
Stan Getz
Charles Mingus
Common
Minus The Bear
Al Green
Marvin Gaye
Led Zeppelin
Yes
CCR
Jim Croce
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tom Petty
John Coltrane
Frank Zappa
Charlie Parker
Art Pepper
Bill Evans
Wes Montgomery
STP
EPMD
Massive Attack
Federico Aubele
Thievery Corp
Candiria
Stevie Wonder
John Legend
Marc Broussard
G Love
Atmosphere
Aesop Rock
and countless others....
This is Spinal Tap
Telemundo!
Its Raining Meatballs, and any form of coloring books!
Mitch Mitchell (Jimi Hendrix)
Steve Jordan
Miles Davis
John Lennon
Bob Dylan
Marvin Gaye