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About Me

I am 6'6" tall and weigh 235 lbs. With a stature like that it's hard going out into public without a gun. I am always afraid that some miscreant is going to meet me in a dark alley and try to make me watch the Ali G show. I don't drink or do drugs because that's what George Bush would want me to do. I just ask myself if I wan't to be doing that horrible stuff when GWB and Jesus come back. Shit I can't even type that with a straight hand. Anytime I hear stuff like that it makes me want to punch a newborne kitten in the eye. I used to be a professional wrestler, however with the fall of Extreme Championship Wrestling (The only organization I have ever wanted to work for,) to the corporate titan enterprises, I gave up and did the only thing I never wanted to do, serve my country. I am currently doing standup comedy on the side, and am still the most hardcore son of a bitch that has ever been spawned into existence.
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Freddy Krueger

You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!


Freddy Krueger


80%

Pinhead


80%

Jigsaw


70%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Michael Myers


50%

Candyman


40%

Leatherface


30%

Jason Voorhees


25%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Buffalo Bill


10%

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paul Heyman, the bringer of great wrestling to the states. Roadkill, because he is the reason I do what I do. Chris Benoit, because he is the only "fake" wrestler that I believe could beat angle in a shoot. The entire cast of Star Trek the Next Generation. Because I am the worlds biggest TNG nerd.But most of all I would like to meet George Dubya and force him to go back to grade school english class. Everyone talks about all of the casualties of this war, let me tell you something, the greatest casualty of this war has been the english language. .. ..

My Blog

Gazing Endlessly into the Amber Dawn

Maybe it is the goal that drives us all.  The relentless pursuit of that one mind blowing moment in time that captures the very essence of true awe-inspiring happiness.  Is it what compels a person to...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:33:00 GMT

Poetic Reality

  Freedom. When the eagle cries it falters.  I am surrounded by the tears of all the eagle kings and queens of the past.  They strike me with the force of a supernova.  I see in th...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Out of my life...

Once again I am shown a glimpse of the good life.  I am shown what I could have "if," and it is savagley ripped away like flesh from dead marrow.  What if I was to tell you that the grass IS...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Indeed

If there are so many so called beauty products out there, why are there still so many ugly fucking people. I mean it's not like the whores of society that peddal this canned horse shit to us by t...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:57:00 GMT

I think I like the pain.

Is it a good thing when the natural woes of the tragic life have a way of pleasuring their victim?  What is the difference between tragedy and triumph?  Is this what it means to believe?&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:43:00 GMT

It’s time to fucking rant.

Alright so we all make choices right?  When we pull the trigger it is our choice even if we are ordered right?  We turn right and Hitler kills the jews or we turn left and we kill Hitler.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:36:00 GMT

The Chatman Skank

I want to talk a little about respect. Is it really earned or is it bestowed?  For some it is earned.  Through time, experience, patience, and hard work a person can be seen as a respectabl...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:51:00 GMT

Frazier

Are you dead yet? Remember when I came out the D-Fac after calling the Chatman skank a eastern star bitch? Remember how you looked up at me and I told you to "Keep working fagget!" Remember how you di...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Sgt. Thorpe

Oh how I miss the love of my life. Man I wish you where here so I could bitch slap you in the teeth. Don't worry we will meet again one day. I will be rich and famous and you will be a low life ball g...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:07:00 GMT

Work

Work sucks....   I just wanted everyone to know that.  It isn't that the actual work the job entails is troublesome or that I am bored, it's that I don't want a boss.  Fuck your positio...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:32:00 GMT