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Mr. Kobenstein

I will be the most famous myspace dog!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I was found in a trash can in december of 03. I had 6 siblings and my mom was a bitch. I never new my real dad and apparently he didnt really know my mother either. Thanks to Pedro the mexican that was cleaning out the trashcompactor behind McDonalds I was able to have a shot in life. I enjoy sleeping and eating, licking myself, burping, farting, and taking big dumps in public places so people honk at my owner. I was adopted for 50$ by Dean and Tisha....cheap asses. I am worth more then that..... Anyway I am looking for dog friends and a new butt to sniff so feel free to drop a line.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Sniffing butts, Licking myself, chewing on shoes, sleeping, getting the house muddy, eating garbage.

I'd like to meet:

Air Bud, Benji, Rin Tin Tin, Kujo, Ziggy, and that insult dog.

Music:

I am a fucking dog...I dont understand music

Movies:

I have the attention span of a dog..I see in black and white...I will have to say that from what I can put together Must Love Dogs was good. I was spoiled after my owners watched this movie.

Television:

I have a squeekey toy shaped like a TV

Books:

I eat books...never read one. I like the taste of a news paper

Heroes:

Pedro the guy who pulled me out of the trash

My Blog

Nail are like little fingers for me

So fucking dean cut my nails last night and the stupid ass did not take into account that they are like little fingers. So he cuts the first one and the fucking nail starts bleeding like no tomarrow. ...
Posted by Mr. Kobenstein on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:00:00 PST

Bath time rocks

Ok so my owner....a jackass...decided to chase me with the vacume around the house. I hate that thing with all the sucking and noise....It scared the crap out of me literally. My anal glands burst all...
Posted by Mr. Kobenstein on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST

The mailman is a jackass

Everyday at 3:30 this guy makes a sound on our door and these pieces of paper come through the door. I hate him...I bark and Bark...even worse I was out peeing the other day and came to learn that he ...
Posted by Mr. Kobenstein on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST

Loud Noises scare me

I dont like loud noises like yelling and screaming. I like to hide under the desk when I hear yelling. Don't expect more then this in a blog I am a dog
Posted by Mr. Kobenstein on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST