I got more back than Burt Bacharach's backup band wearing
backpacks. People I know would probably put smart ass here but I will say observant with deep rooted veins of sarcasm.
I think i'll use this space to jot down some things i don't like, here goes...
Celine Dion or the people that like her, come on. Slow people that block the sidewalk, move over please. Smelly people and smelly cheese. Titanic, the movie, 10 academy awards? you got to be kidding. i can't believe that movie was even considered for an award. The film academy for the Titanic nod, congrats you made the list. Security at Irving Plaza, chill out. Drinks in most of europe, learn how to make a real drink over there will ya, enough with the measuring.
The coffee shop next door, you gotta toast the bagel longer. Frasier, why did so many people like that show? I found it insulting and Everybody loves Raymond?? Um, no they don't.... My neighbors taste in music. Sylvester Stallone, you're a loser, rocky 6??. Times Square, aye, sometimes i have to walk through it, takes me like an hour to push through, dodging fanny packs along the way. People who wear a phone or other thingy on their belt, come on.
All the people outside Good Morning America, that just seems retarded to me. Those people that hold up cell phones at concerts, People who try to poke my eyes out with their umbrella, careful with that thing. Let's see, people who hang out in biking gear, just looks kinda stupid, sorry. So Cal Denny's, its like a shooting range. How my ipod headphones manage to tie themselves in a knot everytime, should be able to harness that energy for something. All the "classy" ladies who keep sending me friend requests, yea i'd love to view your webcam and chat, not so much.
Stingrays, i actually like them but they seem to be pissed off at us. Let's see, Phil Collins, no jacket required is right. Those giant poodle dogs, i'm sorry i know its not their fault but they have to be the ugliest dogs on the planet, so they make the list and so do their owners. People who never take their little bluetooth phone ear piece out, its not that hard. I'm gonna add here, people who read the new york post, i'm fine with people reading it as long as you know what you are reading and who you are giving your money to. To be continued. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
