Pud

I'm not wacky or wierd, unique or a freak, just a regular guy, one nose two eyes. If you're after a hero, a villan or celebrity, sorry to say they're just not me. I'm man in the middle, bloke on the street, living my life ground under my feet. I guess I'm like most, not one to really boast, it may sound quite naff, but I'm best when I laugh. So if you'd like to brighten my day, come on in- by the way I'm not gay! Not that I have a problem if you are quite queer, everyone is welcome, welcome right here!