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"JUKE EM' -AKA- JIZZLE"

IF PICKING UP GIRLS WAS LIKE PLAYING A SPORT, I WOULD BE A BALLER! IF CATERING 2 THEIR NEEDS WAS LIK

About Me

MOST GIRLS THINK I'M A PLAYER, BUT I'M NOT! I'VE ONLY LOVE ONE GIRL AND SHE'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERED 2 ME! BUT SHE NEVER LOVED ME BACK THE WAY I LOVE HER, SO I'M DONE BEING THE SENSITIVE GUY WHO IS, "SO SWEET!" IT DOESN'T WORK! GIRLS ARE ALWAYS SAYING, "ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME," WELL, I USED TO TRY AND SET AN EXAMPLE AND SHOW GIRLS THAT THERE ARE GOOD GUYS OUT THERE, BUT I'M DONE W/ THAT! I MAY NOT BE ABLE 2 GET EVERY GIRL, BUT I SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF THEM INTERESTED IN ME! I'VE BEEN HURT, MISLEAD, AND USED TOO DAMN MUCH AND I'M JUST TIRED OF WAISTING MY TIME! I THOUGHT TAKING A BREAK FROM A RELATIONSHIP MEANT TO JUST TAKE SOME TIME APART TO WORK THINGS OUT, BUT I HAD NO IDEA IT MEANT TO START ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP, KISS SOMEONE WHO YOU CLAIM YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS 4, AND THEN JUST FORGET ABOUT THE PERSON YOU SAY YOU LOVED??? "THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT GIRLS ARE JUST AS BAD AS GUYS," AND I THINK IT'S TIME I GET MINE!!!

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R u attractive? by walker thiswayy
Name
Age
Smile attractive
Eyes enticing
Hair Everybody wants your hair
Body Bangin!
Charm Extremely charming
Personality Hilarious
Well am i?? Hell yes!

What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your hands and your body!
What makes you pretty? Um, babe, you aren't! You're fine!
What makes you loveable? How loving you are
What makes you fun? Your adventurous nature
What makes you irresistable? Your sweetness
What makes you cute? How you kiss/hug
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tons of questions that show your in depth side!
basics
whats your name?: michael
what do people call you?: mj, mike, or m. jizzle
where you named after anything?: a famous sprinter
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: , that thought never crossed my mind
do people spell/say your name wrong?: yes.....(micheal)or "michaels"?
if you could change your name what would you change it to?: daddy, because everyone would have 2 call me *daddy*
gender?: male
birthday?: November 25, 1987
age?: 19
age you act?: 19
age you want to be?: 21
height?: 5'10
eye color?: brown
happy with it?: sure, why not?
natural hair color?: black
happy with it? if not do you dye it?: yep
righty or lefty?: righty, but i can use both
family?: my mom, dad, and sister
pets?: two dogs
peircings?: both my ears
tatoos?: 1 on my left arm, but I'll have 2 more soon!
love and stuff
single?: for the moment
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: nobody right now b/cuz I'm having trouble finding love...
are you in love?: nope...I'm not sure I want to be in love right now b/c I've been hurt too much...
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: honestly...no! just simple high school feelings!
do you believe in love at first sight?: yes I do, but I think it's more of lust than love!
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: yes
do you want to get married?: maybe someday
do you want to have kids?: not right now
how many?: n/a
do you believe in divorce?: $hit happens!
do you belive in true love?: indeed
do you consider love a mistake?: it may be unexpected, but it's never a mistake
turn-ons?: a good personality, a beautiful smile, pretty toes, nice legs, good hygiene, and when a girl plays hard to get!
turns-offs?: Smoking, Bad Hygiene, not so pretty toes, and girls who are easy to get
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: hmmmm....? "I hope so!"
what is best about the opposite sex?: everything except that monthly visit..."which they have no control over!"
what is worst about the oppisite sex?: that monthly visit
are you a virgin?: no, but I wish that I could save it for the girl I marry!
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: ...yes...Maybe? I'm not really sure about that one! (I guess it just depends on the person's morals)
how far have you gone?: ummm....I think I already answered this ques.
how many people have you had sex with?: well imma just say I don't sleep around
do other people consider you a slut?: well...not a slut,but they do think imma player, because they look @ me and pre-judge me, but it's not true
right at this moment...
where are you?: montgomery, alabama....@ my uncle's house
what can you see out your window?: the sun
are you listening to music?: yep.... "Buy You A Drink" by T-Pain!
are you lonely or tired?: a little of both
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: tired, hungry, bored, unwilling:(to write this reseach paper), geeked-up
are you talking to anyone ..? if so who?: nope
are you talking to anyone on the phone? if so who?: not right now
what are you wearing?: football work-out shorts and no t-shirt
what are you doing?: just filling out this survey, putting off doing my research paper, and wondering why my luck w/ girls has been SO bad lately!
whats on your mousepad?: i'm using my laptop, so I don't have a mouse or mousepad
friends
how many true friends do you have?: 3
are you a loner?: nope
who is your best friend?: rob-base & j.p.
oldest?: james
newest?: i'm not sure, b/c it's my goal to make a new friend everyday
shyest?: james
loudest?: rob-base
smartest?: they're all about the same
ditziest?: that's describing a girl so....none of my close friends
funniest?: rob-base
who is the best listener?: whoever I'm talking to @ the moment, b/c "When I Talk, The World Takes Notice!"
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: doesn't matter, cuz either way... we're da krunkest click around
who do you wish you were closer to?: well...we're all close friends, but distance wise.....rob and B.J.
who knows the most about you?: rob-base
who knows the least about you?: whoever is reading this survey for the 1st time
who do you trust the most?: rob-base, but I trust them all about the same
the least?: Hmmmm.....I guess someone who's not a close friend
who do you fight with the most?: all of them, but that's just because we're all competitive
who do you talk to on the internet the most?: we don't really do the internet thing.....cuz we would rather hit each other up on da CELL
who do you talk to on the phone the most?: rob-base, and jp
do you trust others easily?: normally I do
name one who's arms you feel safe in:: my own
who house were you at last?: J.P.
who's your second family?: rob-base, jp, and bj
who lives the farthest away?: B.J.
do you....
smoke?: Hell no
drink alcohol?: occaisionally
do drugs?: Hell no! I'm a true ATHLETE!
pray?: yep
go to church?: yes, but not as much as I need to.
sleep with stuffed animals?: hell no!
take walks in the rain?: who doesn't?
dance in the rain?: I would...w/ a special girl
do any sports? if so which ones?: 4-sho .....Football & Baseball in college, and basketball just for fun
sleep around?: yeah....doesn't everyone? (LOL).....seriously, no I don't
lie a lot?: well...only when I'm joking around, but not when the situation is serious
steal?: nope
gamble?: yeah...it's an addiction
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?: not that I can remember
slept with a stranger?: nope
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: sure have
screamed so much you lost your voice?: yep
laughed so much it was painful?: all the time
cried so much it was painful?: real men don't cry
gone skinny dipping?: oh you kno
played strip poker?: a couple of times....and I have always won
had a medical emergency?: yep....it's part of the game!!!
ran away from home?: yeah, but I never got any farther than the drive-way
done something extremely unexpected?: every morning, b/c tomorrow is never promised
slept outside?: yep
been onstage?: yes, as an escort....and once as male stripper (shhhh...don't tell my mom) LOL!
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?: losing those who are close to me
what was your weirdest dream?: I can't think of one!
scariest dream?: That would be called a "NIGHTMARE" & I don't have those!
do you have a reoccuring dream?: nope
what was your best dream?: The one I'm pursuing now....."Being In The League!"
what IS your dream?: It's more of a goal, but isn't it obvious...
do you live in the moment?: yes, I do!
what you greatest stregth?: my intelligence
whats your greatest weakness?: women
do you have a motto you live by?: yeah..."Live Life As If Everyday Is Your Last!" & "Never Quit!"
if your life were a movie what would it be called?: Hmmmm....I guess, "The Ladies Man!"
do you have any bad habits?: Yeah...I fall in love too easily and express my feelings too strongly, but that's only b/cuz "I Love With A Passion!"
do you have any secrets?: Nope.....I keep it real! wut you see is wut you get..."I Play No Games!"
are you fake?: Hell no....like is said, "I alwayz keep it real!"
what do you want to do in life?: play professional football....and become successful enough in life to provide for my family
are you a daredevil?: yes, I am!
are you predictable?: not really
do you keep a journal/diary?: no.....I just keep everything in my head
if you could change one thing about you would you? what would it be?: Nope...b/cuz being one of God's creations I feel that I'm *Perfect* the way I am!
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: of course I would
do you think your a good person?: yes, I do.
do you think your emotionally strong?: most of the time I am, but sometimes I let my emotions get the best of me! (girls)
do you regret anything?: no, b/c I have learned a valuable lesson from all my mistakes
do you think life has been good so far?: some good and some bad, but that's life & it's the good times that keep me going
what do you like most about your body?: I guess my muscle definition
least?: my weight...I wish I was bigger b/cuz it's easier to turn fat into muscle than it is to just create or build muscle!!! (but I still handle my own!)
are you trust worthy?: most definitely
are you gullible?: not really
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People may have stereotyped you as a "dumb jock" - but they underestimated your will, wit, and determination. Who Were You In High School?

I'd like to meet:

THE LORD, FIRST AND FOREMOST! THEN BROOKE BURKE & ANY OTHER MATURE, SMART, AND/OR BEAUTIFUL FEMALES THAT CAN HANDLE A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A LADY!!!
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MY RIMS!

Music:

ALL TYPES OF GENRES, BUT MAINLY R&B, RAP, AND SOMETIMES COUNTRY!!! -WHATEVA I'M FEELIN @ THE TIME! .. ..

Movies:

ANYTHING THAT'LL MAKE ME LAUGH OR MAKE ME STOP AND THINK!!

Television:

ANYTHING ON THAT DEALS W/ SPORTS (ESPN).....& ANYTHING THAT DEALS W/ THE LAW (CSI)!!!

Books:

THE BIBLE

Heroes:

MY DAD (GLENN).....& MY MOM (JANET)!