Playstation 2 (Scarface, Godfather,The Warriors, GTA, Prince of Persia, Gauntlet - putting the "fun" back in "wasting time"... wait...). Movies. Music. Texas Hold' Em. Letting my wife paint my toenails while she's sleeping (ok, so SHE'S not painting my toenails, but it's her paint, so it sort of counts). Quail Hunting with Dick Cheney. Wasting Dale's time by showing up in his office unannounced and then staying for a few hours so he misses quality family time (good looking out). Watching tv. Quoting Arrested Development and divulging detailed story lines that no one cares about. Getting everyone hooked on '24'. Living in a van down by the river, you know how I roll.
I'd like to meet:
Jeff
You're borderline gay. Fortunately, you married a
really hot chick who keeps you in line. And
by "in line", I mean
"straight". You're generally not
well liked even though you are quite funny.
You believe people genuinely care about
"24" and "Arrested
Development", when in reality, everyone
wants you to die. You have a love for
showtunes and think Kiefer Sutherland is
amazingly sexy. That doesn't make you gay,
though, right? Right? Oh no... I've made a
huge mistake...
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Music:
David Crowder Band, Chris Tomlin, Reel Big Fish, Barenaked Ladies, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Spring Heeled Jack, Lazlo Bane, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Goldfinger, The Killers, The Darkness, The 8:30 Band (aka Baby Moses and the Silly Misses), The Dan Band .. width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
Tommy Boy, Little Miss Sunshine, Talladega Nights, Dogma, Grosse Pointe Blank, Anchorman, The Longest Yard, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Office Space, Ocean's 11 (yeah yeah - I know Clooney's a liberal and Pitt... sucks), The Negotiator, LA Confidential, Starsky and Hutch, Super Troopers, The Jerk, Napoleon Dynamite and anything not with Kevin Costener... width="425" height="350" ..
Television:
Arrested Development (R.I.P. COME ON!), The Office (That's what she said), Scrubs (Hey, C-Bear), 24 (I love you Jack... and yes, in that way), House (I love you House... and yes, in that way), American Idol (I love you Simon... but no. Never in that way. I'd pick Paula before you and Randy before her). Lost (ok, throw one of the crappy networks a bone). And (wrapping back up with Fox) Mad TV (look what I can do! Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers and this is PUNK'D)
Books:
The Bible. The Ragamuffin Gospel - Brennan Manning/ ALL Books by Vince Flynn/ The Oath, This Present Darkness and Piercing the Darkness - Frank Peretti/ Ted Dekker - eh... I read him/ Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams (I don't care who you are - that's funny, right there)
Heroes:
Jesus.
Jack Bauer.
You, for reading this (please).
The guy who invented cars. I think we can all agree that was all around a good call.
