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The Frowny Bear

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate the recorded sound of rain hitting a microphone...... See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

My Interests

christmas, baking, shame, cooking, hosting*but not attending*dinner parties, decorating, collecting glazed ceramic bird or dog figurines, furs, impulse shopping, refurbishing furniture, finding junk on the street, snow days, making paintings of sasquatch, playing rummy (I have won twice in 7 years), ridiculing peoples' fashion sense, mockery, snarkery, negronis, old movies, old radio shows, etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

NOT people who pronounce huge with a silent "h," or white people with dreads, unusually low hairlines or dark lower eyelid-lashes.....sickies!

Music:

The Doobie Brothers, Toni Braxton, Roy Ayers, Tammy Faye.

Movies:

Gone with the Wind is the greatest movie on the face of the planet in the history of civilization of this universe. Period. Singin' in the Rain is a close second.......

Television:

The Price is Right, Wonder Woman, I Love Lucy, Judge Judy, The People's Court, and America's Next Top Model are all quality programs

Books:

Witty biographies, 18th century literature.

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, Jessica Price, Claire Vuillemot, Judge Judy, Marilyn Milian, Sasquatch (the female sasquatch with the pendulous breasts and the torn ligament from the Patterson/Gimlin film of 1967)

My Blog

Brilliant

On Maury today they featured naughty teenage girls.....then they brought them to a funeral home to show them how their lives might end up if they sustained their naughty lifestyle......Each girl was b...
Posted by The Frowny Bear on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:15:00 PST

you know..........

i reaaly wish i had thought of the name Jimmie Wallet before Jimmie Wallet did, and then he lost his family in that mudslide and it was in all the papers. I guess that's what makes him cooler than me....
Posted by The Frowny Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST