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About Me

Hello all, I'm Martin from Worthing, I like to drink.. A lot, and have good times, I'm a very affectionate person with strong values, morals and opinions. There's nothing worse than a Liar or a thief so if your either of those, don't bother contacting me cos I've already decided I hate you. The Sky is blue, Water is wet and I don't give a fuck!There are Four key rules to getting on well with me, they are the following.
1. DO NOT FUCKING LIE TO ME - I can't stand being lied to, I can always tell when someone is lying to me, and I'm the type of guy that will ask around, check and prove that you were lying to me and I will confront you about it. So save me the hassle and just be honest, there's less chance of me giving you a well deserved clump that way.
2. IF YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING/BE SOMEWHERE DO IT/BE THERE - I can't stand unreliablity, if you say your gonna be somewhere at a cerain time, be there, if ya gonna call, call. The world doesn't fucking revolve and wait around you, have some fucking respect for others you cunt.
3.MAKE UP YOUR OWN FUCKING MIND - Too many people have choosen to not speak to me because they've heard that I'm an asshole, or that I'm stubborn etc, or gotten to know me because they've heard i'm a pretty decent guy who's very generous and loyal.. Make up your own fucking mind by getting to know me you prick, don't follow like some lost little sheep, so what if ya girlfriend/Boyfriend doesn't like me and thinks I'm a cunt, why should that stop us being mates? And who gives a fuck if I don't like them either? Granted, I'm right about them and they're wrong about me, but hey who's here to argue?
4.FUCKING LISTEN TO ME - There is very little I haven't already gone though or dealt with in my short time, so chances are you got a problem and you come to me for advice.. Take it. I don't give advice if it's bad, and I don't give advice if I don't know what to do. I'm an excellent judge of character and can tell you who and who isn't a cunt within a minute of meeting them, and before you say "oh your judgemental without getting to know them" let me be the first to point out, I have yet to be proven wrong about someone..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dave Courtney
Roy Keane
Hitler

My Blog

Tired, but can’t sleep, so much on my mind.

So I’m 22.. .. And in the same job I’ve been in since I left college.. I’ve been stuck in a rut and a routine for far far far too long, so enough is enough and it’s time for a ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:55:00 GMT

tired..

You know, I really am tired in life, I struggle daily to be the best possible guy I can be, and the nicest possible person good to others that I can be.. But nothing is ever given back.. Nothing ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 17:52:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 15:25:00 GMT

I like this song

Some day out of the blueIn a crowded street or a deserted squareI'll turn and I'll see youAs if our love were newSome day we can start again, some day soonHere comes the nightHere come the memoriesLos...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:51:00 GMT

R.I.P Candy

Today, I lost my first ever pet. At the ripe old age of 17 human years (76 in cat years) Candy Collins collapsed and past away. Seems strange, she was part of the family, I've had her since the age of...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:39:00 GMT

This is me

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Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Bored might actually write something.

It's 00:46AM .. I'm bored. WHATS HAPPENED? Erm well I'm now 21 yay me, thankies for all those that came out, was a good night I didn't fight anyone, puke or end up in A & E so all in all a g...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:46:00 GMT

The RULES with one more added.

You know, it's come to my attention that people are beginning to think they can take liberty with the rules, so here are them again to remind you, I will be punishing those that do not adhere to them ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Before I fall to pieces

Oh one more drink and then I'll goBut there's one more thing I've got to knowDoes he take you places that I don't?What happened to the story that we wrote?You just say you don't know, you don't knowOh...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:56:00 GMT

your mirror

I've got to stand up for myselfThis society don't care about nobody elseI've got to be strongEven if I know that this feeling is wrongI've got to not careEven if I know that this world is meant toShar...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:12:00 GMT