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Calum McFarlane

Like a cheap version of Twin Peaks

About Me

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I only add people on here who I know or am likely to get to know. I don't just add everyone. If you really want to add me to your list go to my photography profile at
http://www.myspace.com/calumphoto
I am 27 years old, and I have an interest in photography and art. I like alternative music and clubs. I'm supposed be medicated for the wellbeing of the general population, but I find it more amusing not to take the drugs. They just stop you from feeling anything, and who wants that. I've managed ten years without. And yes , I am proud of being mental. My ex-doctor was a cunt. My knee kept collapsing for three years and he continued telling me there was nothing wrong. I eventually found someone else to listen to me and after three and a half years in total I finally had an ACL reconstruction. God bless the NHS. Unfortunately after waiting so long my knee is pretty fucked and I can't get my leg straight and I walk like a twat. I had scar tissue removed in a second operation and hopefully that will sort things out. I'm living in Gloucester now. Going to University in Cheltenham. It only took ten years to try and get my life back on track. I'm still hallucinating and chemically inbalanced, but that can be fun too. It's a talking point.
I've set up a Polaroid Diary at
http://polaroid-diary.blogspot.com/
I've also set up a seperate photography space on here at
http://www.myspace.com/calumphoto
My top friends list has become a bit taken over with people on my course. This is my attempt at being practical and organised, and so I can mail people on my course when I need to. The list is not one of popularity so no one is allowed to get offended, and I do occasionally have a life outside university, possibly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't know who I'd like to meet. Someone who doesn't piss me off I suppose. Surprise me. As for friends, I've got lots of real ones. Unfortunately, most of them are in Coventry and I'm not. I had to delete a load of people on my "friends" list on here. There were just loads of bands I didn't care about and people I was never likely to meet, care to meet, or even talk to. Just lots of people who wanted to boost their number of "friends", which is pretty crap. I've realised since moving away how important Myspace is for keeping in touch with real people I know. But I certainly need to get to know more interesting people in Gloucester and Cheltenham. I've met a few, just need some more now. Well, interesting people from all over would be nice, but locally is more important right now. As for potential suitors, unlike most of my kind, I do believe in romance and taking things slowly. That doesn't mean roses or fine dining, or any of that shit. Interesting conversation would be nice. Oh yes, and I never, ever, ever do it up the ass. That's where shit comes out. If you don't like it, too bad. If you want to do that, it's up to you. It's just not for me. I'm not interested in men who act like squealing eight year old girls, and I'm incredibly superficial, so you'll need to be hot. Someone way out of my league. Is that asking too much?

Music:

I think I hate more things than I like. Old goth and industrial mainly. Most other rock. Old punk. the proper stuff, not that new shit that calls itself punk.

My Blog

top friends list

My top friends list has become a bit taken over with people on my course. This is my attempt at being practical and organised, and so I can mail people on my course when I need to. The list is not one...
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

Just back from surgery, and I watched it.

I've just had surgery on my knee and I'm back at the parents house. After puking for four hours after the last one I insisted on going without a general anesthetic. Not a foolish move at all. They stu...
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

Polaroid Diary is now up

I've got a Polaroid diary at http://polaroid-diary.blogspot.com/ . Go there. Go there now. You haven't got anything better to do.
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

The last days of Steve the mouse

After stealing my bread and shitting on my kitchen work top, I decided steve was no longer welcome. I went and bought a friendly trap so he wouldn't have to die. This didn't work, so I went and bought...
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:16:00 PST

Found out what's been making the creaking noise

I've been wondering what's been making the creaking noise in the kitchen since last night. I thought it might be the change in temperature expanding and contracting the beams. I live in the attic of a...
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:17:00 PST

Photos from Dark Asylum 27th October 2006

Dark Asylum in the cellar of Cafe Rene. I got more and more wasted but somehow managed to carry on taking pictures and not destroy my camera. I also think I annoyed everyone with my excessively bright...
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

New pictures added

I've put some pictures of my work up. No new ones of me yet but I'll do some soon because I've just shaved my head. Anyway, just so you know, some of the pictures are of wasted daze, however, the thou...
Posted by Calum McFarlane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST