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Welcome to Tanya Land

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the r

About Me

"Life isn't like a bowel of cherries or peaches....it's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

My Interests

~Road trip, anyone?~~I love B&W Photography.~ ~Homestarrunner.com kicks so much ass.~ ~Kelly slater is the hottest surfer ever.~ ~Sarcasm for the WIN!.~ ~Tattoos and Piercings ~ ~Camping is the Awesome.~ ~If I had a shit ton of money I would travel the world.~ ~Meditation is for the mind.~ ~Yoga is for the soul and body.~

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

36 crazy-fist,Korn, Radiohead,Simon and Garfunkel,Smashing Pumpkins,Sublime,The Doors,A Perfect Circle,Air,Blood Hound Gang,Nine Inch Nails,Delmag,The Birthday Massacre,Goldfinger,Kitty,Nirvana,Matallica,Bob Marley,Garbage,Hole,Rehab,No-Doubt,Tool,Jack Johnson, Marcy Playground, Lords Of Acid, Tenacious D, Silverchair, Orgy, Rancid, SlipKnot.

Movies:


Television:

family guy, dane cook, the simpsons, watching x games, drawn together, that 70's show, Conan O'Brien

Heroes:

"Zoey" is here..:P I had my beautiful baby girl...on June 05/06....:)

My Blog

Sorry for the inconvenience my ass!

I have a half descent job as a  personal care assistant so I thought.When I  had applied for my PCA job a few months back, I had to fill out a shit load of paper work. I had to take a few cl...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

World of Warcraft

Zoey played "World of Warcraft" for the first time with my friend Jill, who lives just one apartment down from us. Zoey was just having a blast with the keyboard . It was very Entertaining to watch. l...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

Zoey's first tooth!

Zoey got her first baby tooth yesterday!   Other BIG NEWS - Zoey has been eating baby food for the past 5 days. My baby is growing up so fast *tear drops from corner of my eye*.  ...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

Zoey said her first word!

Zoey said her first word yesterday! She said "Hi", can you believe it! Well, believe it. She said "Hi" four times :P I'm so proud!
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST

Katmai Lodge-Bear Watching

Katmai Lodge was a divine paradise and the airplane ride was bliss.Zoey and I were on cloud nine. I couldn't put the video I made of our trip to Katmai Lodge in my blog.If you want to take a look at t...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST

Being Harassed By a Magazine Salesman

I was taking Zoey for a walk today in her stroller, when I got harassed by a magazine salesman...I was just walking down the street right, this salesman asks me if "I'd like to buy some magazines", I ...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

For Granted

If anyone else takes me for granted again, whoever you are, you will not be seeing me again....I am fuck'n serious...The friendship or relationship that we have will be over....I am sick to fucking de...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST

Drunk Driver

A few days ago, I think it was saturday....Kerren woke me up to let me know that my car was in the nextdoor neighbors yard..... We think a drunk driver hit it....If it wasn't a drunk driver then I hav...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

Camping

Went camping yesterday... I went out boating on the lake for about three hours and swimming for two in half hours......I got really bad cramps, but I guess thats what happens when your nine months pre...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:22:00 PST

Free of a man who wants to call himself Zoey's Father...

     I no longer need or want  any help from Dale......I hope he knows, that  I can make it as a single mother, with out his input.....because you don't get to be a father wh...
Posted by Welcome to Tanya Land on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:01:00 PST