Forever seeking the perfect inebriation, being moody, bartending. I enjoy dark rooms, pleasant odors, low grade humor and medium grade liquor. I bask in having THE superior knowledge and I haven't yet met a bathtub I didn't like...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Superhero duo Fat Man and The Stretch Mark. Colonel Angus. NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. The perfect bathtub.