I'd like to meet:
Who I'd Like To Meet:
A Girl whose smile weakens my knees.
Nice Fun People. Who have some of the same interests.
Celeb. wise, I would've liked to met Johnny Cash,
I really want to meet Conan O'Brien, Jack White and The Flaming Lips too. Thats about it. lolz
Favourite Quotes:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,' with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent.
Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.'
- Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
we cannot
really
love
anybody
with whom we
never laugh.
-Agnes Ripplier
"How do you wear a scarf?" - Luke
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
"Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Chuck Norris is watching."
"Well, we were all high on Morrocan dope, so who knows?"
-Robert Plant, on writing 'Stairway to Heaven'
'After about three lessons the voice teacher said, "Don't take voice lessons. Do it your way."'
-Johnny Cash
The day Microsoft makes a vacuum cleaner will be the day they make a product that doesn't suck.
-phirephoto, on woot.com's item discussion.
"And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it."
-Thom Yorke
"i wish i have a dog"
- Jessie
Kyle: "Did you hear about the new Tenacious D movie?"
Christie: "Really?! What is it about?"
Josh : "umm, Tenacious D?"
I destroy
my enemies
when I
make them
my
friends.
-Abraham Lincoln
"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to leave the shore"
-Andre Gide
Went to class on Tuesday
finished up, ate, drove over the gym
uh
to the*
-Drew Holmes, via AIM
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
-Bill Cosby
"Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life."
-Leo Buscaglia
"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
-Sydney J. Harris
"I'm running... with an apple in my hand. This is dangerous."
-Lauren Pedersen
"Man, Kyle! You're up here (OC) all the time!"
Me: "Yeah, I guess I pretty much stalk you."
"Yeah! Everytime I see you, you're around me, so I guess you do stalk me!"
-Johnnie Frye
"You! Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal! You two, fight to the death!"
-Stewie Griffin
:: At a live concert ::
"Do any of you believe in astrology?
I'm a Sagittarius myself, the most philosophical of the signs.
:: pause ::
Personally, I think it's a bunch of bull."
-Jim Morrison
"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"
-Mitch Hedberg
Andy: "I saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot, what does it get, like four miles to the gallon?"
Dwight: "Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please."
Andy: "Yeah, my Xterra’s pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese."
Dwight:" Xterra’s not even a real word."
Andy: "Actually, it is. It’s Latin for “earth.â€"
Dwight:" Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?"
Andy: "Yeah."
Dwight: "That makes sense. I’d rather drive a classic Trans Am than an XEarth."
Andy: "Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called and wants its car back."
Dwight: "Well I hope 1985 has a time machine ’cause I drive an 87."
Andy: "Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and guess what, nobody came."
Dwight: "Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die."
Andy: "Oh, that was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University."
Dwight: "Idiot!"
Andy: "If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a Trans Am."
Dwight:" If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world."
Andy (fake coughing): "Idiot!"
Dwight (fake coughing): "You’re the idiot!"
Andy (fake coughing): "Nice comeback!"
Dwight (fake coughing):" I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked." (Andy leaves in disgust.) "I totally got the best of that interchange. (Coughs for real.)"
-The Office
"Graduation ceremony, is that like you sitting in the backyard by yourself on lawn furniture dressed in a suit and black bath robe right before throwing your jabba the hut beanie up in the air while listening to the canon in D Major on your sony boom box attached to a long orange extension cord coming from your kitchen window?"
-Curtis Knight
Tom Tucker: 'Now let's go to Ollie Williams' Cooking Corner. What are you making, Ollie?'
Ollie: 'EGGO!!'
Tom Tucker: 'Thank you Ollie.'
-Family Guy
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