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sara

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About Me


Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comI'm not actually (that) awesome...but I AM 20, retardedly shy, and a big nerd. HOW COOL IS THAT? WAY cool, mothacluckas. I come off as really aloof and bitchy in all of these things, so I know you're staring at this and thinking, "How pretentious is this chick? SHE MUST DIE." So, you know. Don't kill me.
I like music, but who doesn't?
Currently I'm working as a hostess, but not the delicious and chocolate covered kind, 'cause I'm employeed by Chili's and not Little Debbie.
My best friend's name is Joanna, but usually I just call her Jo because I'm too lazy to type/say the whole thing. She is most awesome. She is undoubtedly cooler than you.
I like large plastic accessories--hairpins and earrings (even though my ears are idiotic and refuse to remain pierced) and necklaces and such. I like pastel and neon colours. I like polka dots. I like tiny fuzzy animals as long as they are not, like, rats--I do like chinchillas, though! I like videogames and television and movies and 80s music and going to IHOP. I really, really like coffee. I really like the Caps Lock button on my keyboard.
But I probably don't like you. :D
this is what happens when you talk to someone too much:
JAY: THIS IS A DISASTER
SARA: ALL OUR WORK
SARA: FOR NAUGHTTTT
JAY: FOR NAUGHT
JAY: ...
SARA: ...
SARA: lfmdslafksd
SARA: JAY :O
JAY: fuck you
JAY: *AXE*
SARA: *DEATH*
and again:
SARA: i took my first world lit quiz today
SARA: i made a 100% :D
JAY: YESSSss
SARA: it was only five questions
SARA: and they were like
SARA: 1. WHAT DID GILGAMESH FIND IN THE CAVE !! A. WATER
B. MONSTERS
C. DARKNESSomgthisistherightanswer
SARA: it was way too easy haha
JAY: Yeah, JC's for retards
SARA: i should take more online classes...
JAY: you should
SARA: LOL THEY EVEN OFFER LIKE
SARA: P.E. CORRESPONDENCE COURSES
SARA: like
JAY: LMAO
SARA: Did you walk today? Check yes or no.
SARA: WHY YES I DID :D
JAY: "Did you jog today? Check yes or no"
SARA: LMFAOOO
JAY: WHAT
JAY: THE
SARA: FKDOLFJSK
SARA: LMFAO
SARA: LMFAO JAY
SARA: LMFAO
JAY: ...
JAY: God
SARA: we talk to each other too much
JAY: we do
YET AGAIN:
JAY: *poke* cha doin'?
SARA: nothingggg
JAY: STEVE IRWIN, THE GREATEST AMERICAN EVER, IS DEAD AND YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY
SARA: LMFAO
JAY: WHAT WOULD STEVE SAY
SARA: "crikey!"
JAY: "crikey"--
JAY: fuck you
JAY: I'm taking typing lessons, I'm sick o' this
yup. THAT'S MY LIFE. :D and yes, he does know that steve irwin was not american...

My Interests

Your mom, eating mass amounts of food, decimating hordes of ninjas, gettin' all up ons, reading, listening (to music), listening (to people), playing iRO since I'm terribly nerdy, 80'S MUSIC SHIT YEAH, being ridiculously awesome (and also a liar), saying "retarded" more than is humanly possible, awkward conversation.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.Also, these guys:

Music:

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (aka THE BEST BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OMFG), Aimee Mann, Aqualung, Badly Drawn Boy, Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds, Bjork, Bright Eyes, The Cure, Elliot Smith (:(), Frou Frou, Harvey Danger, The Magnetic Fields, Muse, Placebo, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Rufus Wainwright, anything from the 80s, The Smiths, Splashdown, TEARS FOR FEARS BABY, Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer...THE LIST GOES ON.

Movies:

Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, any movie with John Cusack, Velvet Goldmine, The Princess Bride, Empire Records, Sgt. Bilko, Lord of the Rings (the trilogy), Minority Report, some romantic comedies since I'm a chick, Pirates of the Caribbean, All I Want, The Recruit, Intermission, Tigerland...like a HOJILLIONNN more.

Television:

I watch EVERY TV SHOW EVER because I don't have a life. I don't even like half of them, but they're on, and I'm here, so: The OC, Nip/Tuck, Lost, Gilmore Girls, Everwood, Smallville, Dead Like Me, Queer as Folk, The L Word, Huff, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Teen Titans, Keen Eddie...and, sadly enough, probably more.

Books:

8000 pounds of manga/comic books (from Peach Girl to Batman), I used to really like Terry Goodkind before I realised he was a asstastic fuckhead, Wicked, The Fuck-Up, Lolita, Jane Eyre, The Great Gatsby, anything dealing with Alice in Wonderland or old children's stories or fairy tales, Dragonlance (WELCOME TO NERDVILLE), Harry Potter, and anything by Douglas Adams, NEIL GAIMAN NEIL GAIMAN NEIL GAIMAN OMFG 3, or Holly Black.

Heroes:

SPIDER-MAN. No, seriously. I love me some Peter Parker. AND NO, NOT BECAUSE HE'S PLAYED BY TOBEY MAGUIRE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIES. Jesus!

My Blog

weirdest dream ever

so i had this dream that i was dating this dude who was totally normal on the outside but inside he was made of mud.  and if he wasn't constantly hydrated his, like, mud-brain would get all arid ...
Posted by sara on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

lol wtf

how did i get like 30 blog views this week?  did i even post anything this week?  i don't even know. I CAN'T GET UP BECAUSE IGNATIUS IS IN MY LAP AND HE IS THE BEST CAT EVER AND I ALREADY PO...
Posted by sara on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

try pleasing with stealth

i am going to bed early tonight.however, i would not mind terribly were i to be awakened by a phone call.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.skank.oh, how i love you in the evenings when we are sleeping we are slee...
Posted by sara on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

the consumer's king, and unhappiness is treason

my life is rapidly becoming utterly ridiculous.  i really just want to move out but i don't have money and i need to find a new job and i'm just feeling increasingly stifled by everything.  ...
Posted by sara on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

attn, creepies: gtfo

ruthlessexplains: HEY AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE GROSS OLD MEN DROOLING OVER ME ON MYSPACEruthlessexplains: like a certain someone i knowruthlessexplains: WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH S AND ENDS IN ARAruthlessex...
Posted by sara on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST

so you quote love unquote me; well, stranger things have come to be.

i am having a kind of insane meltdown right now.  what is wrong with me?  i can't be sure of anything for more than 24 hours.  after that i freak out and start questioning decisions i'v...
Posted by sara on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST

yes yes yes!

i am going to california!  from the 27th of june through the 6th of july!  yeeeeeeeeess!  i am going to live it up with ophelia and be mad hot and awesome and geek out and eat sushi and...
Posted by sara on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:00:00 PST

i should write a rap song

my best physical feature is my brain.  i mean, really, i have the hottest grey matter you've never seen. step off my cerebellum, bitch. ...
Posted by sara on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:32:00 PST

i don't know why the hell i just thought about this

lol.  okay, so like, when i was a kid, my parents thought i would be a GRAND ACTOR when i grew up.  (little did they know that i would develop a crippling case of stage fright which would ev...
Posted by sara on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

AN IMPORTANT POST!

i really want to see house of wax even though i know it will scare the FUCKING SHIT out of me! so someone should go with me and let me cling to them/PUNCH THEM IN FEAR. because i will in fact fearpu...
Posted by sara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST