Your mom, eating mass amounts of food, decimating hordes of ninjas, gettin' all up ons, reading, listening (to music), listening (to people), playing iRO since I'm terribly nerdy, 80'S MUSIC SHIT YEAH, being ridiculously awesome (and also a liar), saying "retarded" more than is humanly possible, awkward conversation.
Your mom.Also, these guys:
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (aka THE BEST BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OMFG), Aimee Mann, Aqualung, Badly Drawn Boy, Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds, Bjork, Bright Eyes, The Cure, Elliot Smith (:(), Frou Frou, Harvey Danger, The Magnetic Fields, Muse, Placebo, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Rufus Wainwright, anything from the 80s, The Smiths, Splashdown, TEARS FOR FEARS BABY, Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer...THE LIST GOES ON.
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, any movie with John Cusack, Velvet Goldmine, The Princess Bride, Empire Records, Sgt. Bilko, Lord of the Rings (the trilogy), Minority Report, some romantic comedies since I'm a chick, Pirates of the Caribbean, All I Want, The Recruit, Intermission, Tigerland...like a HOJILLIONNN more.
I watch EVERY TV SHOW EVER because I don't have a life. I don't even like half of them, but they're on, and I'm here, so: The OC, Nip/Tuck, Lost, Gilmore Girls, Everwood, Smallville, Dead Like Me, Queer as Folk, The L Word, Huff, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Teen Titans, Keen Eddie...and, sadly enough, probably more.
8000 pounds of manga/comic books (from Peach Girl to Batman), I used to really like Terry Goodkind before I realised he was a asstastic fuckhead, Wicked, The Fuck-Up, Lolita, Jane Eyre, The Great Gatsby, anything dealing with Alice in Wonderland or old children's stories or fairy tales, Dragonlance (WELCOME TO NERDVILLE), Harry Potter, and anything by Douglas Adams, NEIL GAIMAN NEIL GAIMAN NEIL GAIMAN OMFG 3, or Holly Black.
SPIDER-MAN. No, seriously. I love me some Peter Parker. AND NO, NOT BECAUSE HE'S PLAYED BY TOBEY MAGUIRE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIES. Jesus!