About me By Tom Wilson
My name is Anthea. My name isn’t in the Microsoft Word Dictionary. I laugh at other people’s pain. I am spontaneous and when I laugh I cry. My mum thinks I’m cool. I always organise really amazing things called ‘shindigs’ for example, if they had an Oscar for ‘Best Birthday Party’ mine would get it every year. I don’t have a mute button, but, surprisingly I have a self destruct button. If I was anyone in a movie I’d be Nancy from Sin City because Tom says so. I am loud and if people saw me down the street with my friends they’d think ‘OMG, she is loud and annoying and it must be hell for her friends’ but it isn’t and those people are pretty much missing out on all the action and soon enough someone will slap them for it. If I ever got Punk’d I’d play along and then make things get really out of control by killing one of the actor’s involved and then Ashton friggin’ Kutcher would have a big mess on his hands. One day I will be in movies and my good friend Tom will cast me in his amazing masterpieces (not that I’ll need the help because I am AMAZING at all things drama) and then we will rule the world of show business and you peasants will bow at our feet and beg, beg for mercy! I think I’m fat and this one time I went on a diet that consisted of water and vinegar mixed together and whoever thought that would work was a friggin’ idiot but desperate times call for desperate measures. Also in other news, I’m not fat. I make my brothers dress up and do embarrassing things, you could call me a control freak but I’d have to kill you, in a controlling way. I do an amazing newsperson impersonation and if you were to hear it you would probably laugh, not being modest or anything but I’m pretty much the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. Whoever said girls aren’t funny was a friggin’ idiot. If I was a superhero I would have the power of ‘Total Domination!’ and you can’t tell me that’s not the coolest thing you’ve ever heard. I am myself and I don’t care what anyone thinks about me and that’s how everyone should be because all of a sudden everything is easier. If I could fly I would fly to New York and dance on the Statue of Liberty’s head then I’d write ‘Anthea was ‘ere’ and fly away snickering to myself. Tom (my great friend, who is really cool) agrees that this would be a good way to exercise your power he also suggests watching people sleep but I think that’s weird. My stripper name is Sally Hockey and pretty much everyone agrees that’s a terrible stripper name so Tom (my really amazing friend) decided my stripper name is ‘Betty Nightknocker’ because it has innocence yet it is rough and ‘down to business’. I have good fashion sense. If I had lots of money I would pay scientists to create an airborne virus that makes it impossible to sneeze with your eyes shut and then I’d get the anti-virus and then I’d watch everyone’s eyes explode from their skulls as they sneeze. I plan to never die. It’s unfortunate that I got a letter in the mail telling me I had a bounty over my head for 2 million dollars for no reason and that 24 highly efficient and deadly assassins are coming to brutally murder me in the near future. So that means that everyone I hold close is now in danger which means I need to go so adios everyone and Tom you can have all my stuff when I die (except my lacey underwear).
I'd like to meet:
Hopeless Romantic side says: That Special Someone
Faintly delusional side says: "Hey Edward, I got an intact headboard, some feather pillows and all of eternity. Intrested?"
Or anyone with awsome card tricks who is prepared to show me how they did them.
Or anyone who is prepared to show me how to play blakbird on the guitar.
Or you.
Music:
"Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise"
THE BEATLES, Missy Higgens, Teddy Geiger, Joe Brooks, McFLY, Brooke Fraser, Custom Kings, Goo Goo Dolls, The Presets, Regina Specktor, Pete murray, Sara Bareilles, Yiruma and anything you can dance to.
Movies:
EPIC: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Narnia, Stardust, Pirates of the Carribean, Posideon, King Kong, The dark knight, Jumper
CHICK FLICKS: High School Musical, Mean Girls, 2 weeks notice, Save the last dance, Calamity Jane, The Notebook, Love actually, Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, The lion king
Television:
ROVE, Roswell (oh yeaaa), Thank God Your Here, fairly odd parents, Hero's, KATH AND KIM, the chasers, so you think you can dance, aussie idol, NCIS, House
Books:
"Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me."- Twilight Saga (new moon)
"Make sure she dosnt leave that room alive,'Andrew said quietly.
The ground started rocking beneath my feet. 'Understood sir. I'll take care of it myself.'
'Good man. Make sure you do.' Andrew headed towards the kitchen.
I stood totally still, waiting for the earth to stop moving. It didnt."- Noughts and Crosses
"The cure had worked. The new smoke had allies within the city. The sky was falling."- The Uglies Series (Uglies/pretties/specials/extra's) by Scott Westerfeild.
"Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet."- Harry Potter
"As readers of the first book know, the Philosopher's Scone contained the Elixir of Life, making anyone who ate it immortal. (This is not to be confused with the Elixir of Lust which makes people immoral. Big diffrence.) Anyway, after Barry thwarted Valumart, Bumblebore locked the pastry in his desk. He meant to throw it out but eventually a mouse got to it and became immortal. The other mouse logically proclaimed him the Messiah, and ever since, a dangerous cult has been growing inside the walls of Hogwash."- Barry Trotter and the Shamless Parody.
"How do you know that your sister's story is not true?... A charge of lying against someone whom you have always found truthful is a serious thing, a very serious thing indeed.... Logic! Why don't they teach logic at these schools? There are only three possibilities. Either your sister is telling lies, or she is mad, or she is telling the truth. You know that she doesn't tell lies and it is obvious that she is not mad. For the moment then and unless any further evidence turns up, we must assume that she is telling the truth." - Narnia
"I wanted to open the door, but I couldn't figure out how to do it without making a sound. I tried to recall some scenes in movies where the heroes had been in this situation, but I couldn't think of any. In the movies they always seemed to kick the door down and burst through with guns drawn. There were at least two reasons we couldn't do that. One, it was noisy; two, we didn't have guns."- Tomorrow when the War began
"Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesn't mean you weren't real before you woke me"- Eragon
"The soul shone in the brilliant light of the operating room, brighter than the reflective silver instrument in his hand. Like a living ribbon, she twisted and rippled, stretching, happy to be free. She was beautiful"- The Host
Plus anything and everything by enid blyton or meg cabot or susan elizabeth phillips. And Mills and Boon- sooo sad, i know. But they ARE amazing.
And so many many more.....
Heroes:
Josiah
Bec and lauren W
Koofie
Molly
Alimoson
Tom
Annie
Becc
Bianca
Tam
Kelly
Lily
Harriet
Alyce
Curtis
Lachlan
