How the Far Left Imagines a Conservative Family |
Husband: Mmmm, honey, these oil burgers are great! Did you add something to the recipe?Wife: Um, not really, I put a little Sudanese baby blood in the rub, but other than that, they're the same.Husban...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:18:00 GMT |
the Manwich |
I tried my hand at cooking tonight. I made a manwich. I think it went pretty well. I had to cook ground beef and mix it with the manwich sauce, then put it on a bun. I didn't h...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
Trip to China |
UPDATE: Due to a corporate mandate, my videos have been removed from YouTube by threat of termination. On February 2008, they will be reposted.
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Here's a slidesh...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:49:00 GMT |
kung pao |
I'll be in China for a while. I'm going to eat some squid Old Boy style and make many social fopahs. I'm taking pre-emptive donations for attourneys dabbling in international law for when ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
The dentist |
I went to the dentist today.
The assistant cleaned my teeth with the usual utensil... a sharp, metal spike. I like how after getting stabbed in the mouth with this "cleansing spike" the dentist'...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:53:00 GMT |
Rock out with your streptococcus out |
Saw my first 2 rock shows since moving to Boston at the Middle East. Ratatat and Sound Team with the French Kicks. Here is a video of the first (watch the end for a better view of the venu...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 19:35:00 GMT |
I just got back from Mexico... |
... and I remember nothing about it. I think it was cool. I wish I knew who went through all the electronics I own and smashed them with rocks and poured beer all over them. I hope i...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:23:00 GMT |
I'm fat.... a short anecdote |
So here's how out of shape I've gotten since I started my job. I dropped a friend off at the airport today. instead of walking a straight line back to my car I figured it would be less exe...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:43:00 GMT |
First night in Boston |
It is 4 in the morning and I'm sprawled out behind the counter in the Boston airport. My flight leaves in an hour so I figured I may as well just wait for it rather than sleep an hour and be tir...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:57:00 GMT |
The battle |
I broke down... I did a myspace. I spent like 4 hours on this already and it still looks like crap on a crap cracker (trisket preferably). I still have to write the about me section so you...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 13:34:00 GMT |
