I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph

About Me

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned-
Make me a Whore

BAMF

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when other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers i wanted to be a vampire
I love the people who made this:
http://www.endofworld.net/
Im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Shen other little girl wanted to be ballet dancers i wanted to be a Vampire
I have a crush on this guy...and he's the kind of guys who makes you love your name just because he says it
so heres to teenage romance and not knowing why it hurts like hell
I love music and art; I could not live happily without them.
My birthday is March 2nd so im a pisces yo
This is my senior year of highschool...woot woot!
I am a big fan of Gay Pride , for as I am sure you can tell, I am Bi.
I am no longer a "Sandwich Artist"; I worked at Subway, and it sucked.
I love to change my apperence all the time.
I am also a "Ren geek" or "Rennie"
I participate and visit Renaissance Festival
Check us out at www.VTrenfest.com
My favorite color is green
I am proud to say that I have a Spider Man bed set.
I do not know what else to say about myself aim= ELPHAMAJIGI loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me, hate, see?. It saved me and these tears are deadly. You feel that? I rip back, everytime you tried to steal that.You feel bad? you feel sad? Im sorry, hell no fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife it dies, this life and these lies. And these lungs have sung this song for too long, and its true I hurt too, remember I loved you!I've , Lost it all, fell today,It's all the same I'm sorry oh I'm sorry no I've , been abused, I feel so used, because of you I'm sorry oh I'm sorry noI wish I could I could have quit you. I wish I never missed you, And told you that I loved you, every time I Fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through. Obssed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew! How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you, it never was enough and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up. Pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts!I've , Lost it all, fell today,It's all the same I'm sorry oh I'm sorry no I've , been abused, I feel so used, because of you I'm sorry oh I'm sorry no(Bridge) Seems like all we had is over now you left to rest. And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound. Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest. And my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down.I've , Lost it all, fell today,It's all the same I'm sorry oh I'm sorry no I've , been abused, I feel so used, because of you I'm sorry oh I'm sorry no*backround*

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My Interests

http://www.endofworld.net/"he's that little voice in your head that says fuck you..."
music
movies
art
colors
music
poetry
music
Your Inner European is Irish!
.. Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European?
You Are Funky Panties
.. You're stylish, trendy, but not over the top.
You know how to look good - without looking like you're trying too hard.
Men think that you're cute, friendly, and approachable.
And you've got a spunky, feisty side that comes out after a while! What Kind of Panties Are You?
You Should Date An Italian!
You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him
Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?
You Belong in Rome
You're a big city girl with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better? What City Do You Belong In?
You are Brigitte Bardot
Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind What Famous Pinup Are You?
So heres to teenage romance and not knowing why it hurts like hell
True love is when you shed a tear and still want him, its when he ignores you and you still love him, its when hes in love with another girl but you smile and say im happy for you when all you want to do is cry
i love song lyrics
I'm good to go for something golden though the motions I've been going through have failed. and I'm coasting on potential towards a wall at a hundred miles an hour.
When I say...
Two more weeks, my foot is in the door. (yeah) I can't sleep in the wake of saturday. (saturday) Saturday, when these open doors were open ended. Saturday, when these open doors were open ended.
I want to hate you half as much and as I hate myself
Last night I saw a movie And I thought about many movies I've seen at your house Excuse me if I'm rude But I'd rather that we just strike from the record Ones I'd see again without you Leaning on my shoulder Distracting me from the plotline
Where can I go when I want you around But I can't stand to be around you "Go home" I'll walk myself to you I'll walk myself away from here
"Go to hell" is all I thought for seven weeks But I grew out of that phase Looking at these broken photographs of people Looking glossed just like a summer ago
Where can I go when I want you around But I can't stand to be around you "Go home" I'll walk myself to you I'll walk myself away from here
"Call me back" I'm pleading with a cork in my head It wouldnt be the first time My pillow has been mistaken
Where can I go when I want you around But I can't stand to be around you "Go home" I'll walk myself to you I'll walk myself away from here
Can't stand to be around you Around you Around you Can't stand to be around you Can't stand I can't stand to be around you Around you Around you Around you Around you...I fuck up a lot...i bark up the wrong trees...I have a scholarship. im going to college.but i fuck up, like its my job. i currently feel like shit about my self.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who caresand cool people and the people who made this: http://www.endofworld.net/ i would love to meet jeffree star, and my great gramma

Music:

And Then Some

Movies:

The Boondock Saints
http://www.endofworld.net/

♥I Love Horror Movies
♥Zombie Movies...
♥Most Chick Flicks..
♥I Own Titanic...That Should Say Enough
♥Bill And Ted...Werd Dude

Heroes:

The People Who Made This: http://www.endofworld.net/
these boys make my life amazing
Bryan
Kyle
Mike
Nicky P

My Blog

ohmygoodness

Fill it out and send it back to me.> ::WHAT IF::>> 1. I died:>> 2. I kissed you:>> 3. I lived next door to you:>> 4. You found out i was married:>> 5. I stole something:>> 6. I was hospitalized:>> 7. ...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

the abs of elphiie

A - AVAILABLE: Yep, but totally crushinB - BIRTHDAY: 3-2-89C - CRUSHING: totallyD - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: h2oE - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: checkersF - FAVORITE BANDS: Many!! G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WO...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

so about grand concerts...

so The All-American RejectsUnder the Influence of GiantsI Am RobotDamoneThat was my Saturday night...What a grand grand night...i found love in the form of schweeeeeeeeeeet bands.......
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

shyt

i have a croazie big headache...yuck...piker is hott...and hopefully i get to hangout with nate and yummy nick...lol...my brain hurts...owch...so i am still promdateless...but its okay cause i planned...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:24:00 PST

peoms and broken hearts

I said i was going to move on I'm getting over you i am never looking back i went months with a broken heart I thought id never get over you the days past i screamed inside the weeks pst...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:21:00 PST

yuck

life is yuck
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST

kaboom

How to make a Kaboom Ingredients:1 part friendliness1 part humour5 parts energy Method:Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge! Username:http://www.go-qu...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:04:00 PST

panties

so i got this lovely message from this girl who hates me...becasue im firend with her boyfiend...and i call him babe and sweetie...but thats bvecause the entire time ive known him hes been gay. he rec...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

march...look at me go

Pick the MONTH that you were born in & put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better.... JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious a...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

butterflies

i got butterflies from someone...i havent gotten butterflies in a loooooooooooooooooong time...
Posted by I am Jack's {[criminal]} Elph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST