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DJ

L'etat, c'est moi

About Me

I like blaming people for things that are really my fault. I like the rush you get when you start doing something you really don't want to be doing, but then find someone else to do it. I purposefully sleep through my alarm. I peel oranges in one big loop and have lied about my weight on machines at the gym.(yerr I know.) I make fantastic origami butterflies when tipsy and read late into the night. I sometimes say things to sound clever (sometimes say them to sound stupid).I get annoyed if people aren't proactive and don't do something about it(You know who you are...or I may have blocked you on MSN). How I hate those people..... The best times are London at 2am(the witching hour)- when you can walk down the middle of a deserted street and sing Beatles. Also, looking up to see hundreds of storks gathering over the sea or hiding in the bushes in Hyde Park when you're told the Park Police is coming. OR that hill in Salzburg where you can see the castle and the river and all forty something churches, but more importantly where they sell those gigantic pretzels. I get pissed off at couples who walk around with eachother's hands in their pockets, at ice cream that takes too long to melt and relatives who think they are doing you a favour by coming to stay for 2 weeks.

My Interests

Amateur surgery plus some day soon I will actually get around to writing something profound.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a birth defect/radioactive spit

My Space Backgrounds

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Music:

Anything with a banjo Ricky Gervais' "Don't Die Like Princess Di" song - epitomises true romance

Movies:

The Pianist, Life is a Miracle (Eastern European cinema IS good), Goodbye Lenin, Supersize me, Casablanca (just for the "here's looking at you, kid"), The Terminal, Seven Year Itch, This is Spinal Tap, When Harry Met Sally PLUS anything with violence, nudity, drugs, political incorrectness

Television:

Simpsons, CSI, Boston Legal,ANTM,OC, Neighbours(please don't judge me), again, anything with a banjo

Books:

The Very Hungry Catterpillar, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Catch 22, Room at the Top,Don Quixote, Blink, History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, England,England, The Lemon Table, Before She Met Me, Middlesex (Very weird), Platform, Heart of Darkness, The Wisdom of Crowds, anything Haruki Murakami, Master and Margarita, liking Byron, planning on reading Bell Jar, Room of One's Own, Animal Farm, Mrs Dalloway, Lord of the Flies etc

Heroes:

People with gigantic toes - how do they manage to find shoes????!!!!??? Life is one constant struggle...