...hay i have an erection so why dont u come over and soth my soal with ur rock and roll!?!?!?!?!?!?!?haha i made this up while on the phone with britt lavalley
it was funny so i had to put on here....so if u copy this i know its mine so this is like a copywrite.by grant gokey
I'd like to meet:
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Music:
Rock, Rap, and some Countrylayout
Movies:
HALF BAKED, HOW HIGH, SCARY MOVIE'S 1-3 and other funny stuffmovie qoute
Television:
that 70's show
Books:
101 Ways to be a Better Asshole
by Sinister Fiend1. Argue with everybody.
2. Touch the paintings at the museum.
3. Get hysterical.
4. Threaten law suits.
5. Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6. If you got it, flaunt it.
7. Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.
8. Gamble with the rent money.
9. Record over a borrowed vcr tape
10. Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11. Don't get caught.
12. Stay directly in front or behine fire trucks and ambulances.
13. When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
14. Don't make up your mind.
15. Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
16. Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
17. Talk with your mouth full.
18. Accuse, confuse and refuse.
19. Comment on the weight gain of others.
20. Adjust your nuts (boob) whenever you want.
21. Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
22. Answer a question with a question.
23. See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
24. Don't give to charities unless you get something back.
25. Add the straw that breaks the camels back.
26. Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.
27. Tell people what they think they wanna hear.
28. Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.
29. Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.
30. Don't volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
31. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
32. Never do anything until you have been asked twice.
33. Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.
34. Spot test
Heroes:
katie and britt are my heros. i dont know why, katie told me to put them as my heros.
