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Mark, the shark in the dark.

Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection i

About Me

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

My Interests

Lifting weights. Running. Watching movies. Traveling. Nurturing my developing type-A personality.

I'd like to meet:

Sam the Eagle

Music:

S.T.A.T.I.O.N.S.

Movies:

Joe Versus the Volcano

Television:

Entourage. Smallville. Real Time with Bill Maher. The News. Everyday Italian. No Reservations.

Books:

Last 3 books read: On the Road by Jack Kerouac; The Shame of the Nation by Jonathan Kozol; The Post-American World by Fareed Zakaria.

Heroes:

My parents, George Clooney, and anyone else that has a multi-million dollar villa on Lake Como in Italy and bangs supermodels.