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Johnny

I am here for Friends

About Me

I enjoy giving random old ladies gynecological exams, without a proper license. Also, I often ponder how fucked we'd all be, if bears had wings. Don't waste your time. I'm not your type.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Smart people that make me laugh. And let me touch them in their swimsuit area sometimes.

My Blog

Retarded Bag Boy, I’ll take it from here...

In order to bag groceries, one should be able to bag groceries. Okay, dude, I admire your whole endeavor here, but I can't handle this shit any longer. The job description probably read something like...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:41:00 GMT

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anythingI believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:29:00 GMT